Need Help with a Voiceover!

Hello, i have a really nice guy that's going to do a voice over for me, a voice over is something like this, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBG7dgamWLw = the really cool voice on a trailer cheeky But, i dont know what i'd have him to say, btw im gonna use this as a intro on my bh video! so,i need help with the words. an e.x " One man, here to kill them all, but failed big time".. lol, obv id never use something like that, but i need your help! if u find out a good one that fits a intro to a pk video Ill love ya! (lol). Anyways, thanks!:laugh:

 

this is what you have to say
you think you can tell me who to pk da da
you think you can me what to wear da da
well you better get ready da da da
break it down da da da da
bam specs a 30-30

 

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