Need help, [Physics]

[MMU Trader]

I'm currently in my first year of uni, studying computer forensics and security.
First year I have to take 3 subjects (Computers, Maths and Physics) I've never done physics before, and I'm not interested in learning it, as I don't have to continue doing it next year.

So I'm here willing to pay someone to do my coursework for me, its only worth 20% of my mark, however I'm wanting it done properly. I can pay in 07,skrill,paypal,ukbt.

As It's Only first year, I'm guessing the physics standard will be high level GCSE, to low level A level.

The course work it 4 paragraphs long, there are 8 chooses to pick from, we need to pick 2 electrical, and 2 mechanical, and write a paragraph about each, explaining the physics behind it, this is the example I was given.

Example. A lorry accelerating down a motorway with a side-wind: you would write a paragraph discussing principles including laws of motion for the acceleration and the distance covered, the use of a vector triangle to calculate the velocity and the direction of motion…



I know this is most probably really easy.. But I need a little help on it, hope someone can help, either post, pm, or add my skype, thanks!

 

[Swan]

This raises questions about whether or not you're actually at university to learn and personally develop, as opposed to just getting a degree for the sake of getting one.

 

[MMU Trader]

This raises questions about whether or not you're actually at university to learn and personally develop, as opposed to just getting a degree for the sake of getting one.

I'm interested in the computers side of my course, and have got 100% in all five of my portfolios. I'm not there to develop low level Physics skills that I deem pointless for me, no.

I specifically choose my course as I'm not just there to get the degree, the course will be extremely hard in the years to come, and I hopefully will end up as a ethical hacker, or something along those lines.

 

[NikeShoes]

You're only taking 3 courses so your load is obviously not overwhelming. You should be able to do it yourself. Not to mention, you're asking us to basically earn part of your degree for you. Nobody gives a flying crap if you don't want to do your work, DO IT! You have to work hard to get a degree, and sometimes you have to do stuff you don't want to do.

FYI, physics actually matters in forensics. You need to know it.

Also, people like you are repulsive. If you continue to treat your academics like this, I hope you flunk out of school and rot in self-deserved poverty like the scum you are.

 

[psycho sales]

r u serious nikeshoes? relax kid, god damn. if he wants to pay someone to do his hw, that's his fucking business moron.

however, i will say if you don't learn the work, you may ace your homework, but you're going to fail your tests and overall fail the class.

that's my educated input, as opposed to this moron raging over something so small. go commit suicide if you're that upset with life.

also, how the fuck does physics matter in forensics?

 

[NikeShoes]

also, how the fuck does physics matter in forensics?

If someone actually wants to be able to market oneself to employers, he/she is going to need to find ways to stand out. It's not hard to use common data retrieval techniques to recover information from a computer. This isn't going to make it probable that you land a decent job. But take it a step further (like by introducing physics), and you get some really kickass results. One cool example was discussed in a paper published recently called RSA Key Extraction via Low-Bandwidth Acoustic Cryptanalysis.

Check it out. It's really cool. It reveals that sensitive information can be extracted both from the high pitched noises computers make while operating and from the potential difference of a computer chassis.

http://www.cs.tau.ac.il/~tromer/acoustic/

Here is a brief summary of what is talked about, copied from the page I linked:

"Here, we describe a new acoustic cryptanalysis key extraction attack, applicable to GnuPG's current implementation of RSA. The attack can extract full 4096-bit RSA decryption keys from laptop computers (of various models), within an hour, using the sound generated by the computer during the decryption of some chosen ciphertexts. We experimentally demonstrate that such attacks can be carried out, using either a plain mobile phone placed next to the computer, or a more sensitive microphone placed 4 meters away.

Beyond acoustics, we demonstrate that a similar low-bandwidth attack can be performed by measuring the electric potential of a computer chassis. A suitably-equipped attacker need merely touch the target computer with his bare hand, or get the required leakage information from the ground wires at the remote end of VGA, USB or Ethernet cables."

 

[psycho sales]

okay, that was a much better post.

next time, feel free to offer advice/opinion without the negativity. this isn't the spam forum. i will check out that video tomorrow. im actually off to bed atm.

 

[NikeShoes]

The negativity was well deserved. College is not a place one goes to cheat. Not only is it a blatant disrespect to the academic community, it's a foolish waste of one's own time and money.

Someone needs to give MMU a reality check, and I'm not holding back. So let me reiterate. You will not succeed in life if you keep up this sort of academic approach.

 

[MMU Trader]

You're only taking 3 courses so your load is obviously not overwhelming. You should be able to do it yourself. Not to mention, you're asking us to basically earn part of your degree for you. Nobody gives a flying crap if you don't want to do your work, DO IT! You have to work hard to get a degree, and sometimes you have to do stuff you don't want to do.

FYI, physics actually matters in forensics. You need to know it.

Also, people like you are repulsive. If you continue to treat your academics like this, I hope you flunk out of school and rot in self-deserved poverty like the scum you are.

If someone actually wants to be able to market oneself to employers, he/she is going to need to find ways to stand out. It's not hard to use common data retrieval techniques to recover information from a computer. This isn't going to make it probable that you land a decent job. But take it a step further (like by introducing physics), and you get some really kickass results. One cool example was discussed in a paper published recently called RSA Key Extraction via Low-Bandwidth Acoustic Cryptanalysis.

Check it out. It's really cool. It reveals that sensitive information can be extracted both from the high pitched noises computers make while operating and from the potential difference of a computer chassis.

http://www.cs.tau.ac.il/~tromer/acoustic/

Here is a brief summary of what is talked about, copied from the page I linked:

"Here, we describe a new acoustic cryptanalysis key extraction attack, applicable to GnuPG's current implementation of RSA. The attack can extract full 4096-bit RSA decryption keys from laptop computers (of various models), within an hour, using the sound generated by the computer during the decryption of some chosen ciphertexts. We experimentally demonstrate that such attacks can be carried out, using either a plain mobile phone placed next to the computer, or a more sensitive microphone placed 4 meters away.

Beyond acoustics, we demonstrate that a similar low-bandwidth attack can be performed by measuring the electric potential of a computer chassis. A suitably-equipped attacker need merely touch the target computer with his bare hand, or get the required leakage information from the ground wires at the remote end of VGA, USB or Ethernet cables."

The negativity was well deserved. College is not a place one goes to cheat. Not only is it a blatant disrespect to the academic community, it's a foolish waste of one's own time and money.

Someone needs to give MMU a reality check, and I'm not holding back. So let me reiterate. You will not succeed in life if you keep up this sort of academic approach.

Edited, sorry.

 

[MMU Trader]

The negativity was well deserved. College is not a place one goes to cheat. Not only is it a blatant disrespect to the academic community, it's a foolish waste of one's own time and money.

Someone needs to give MMU a reality check, and I'm not holding back. So let me reiterate. You will not succeed in life if you keep up this sort of academic approach.

Edited, Sorry.

 

[NikeShoes]

zzzzzzzzzz uninterested in reading all your nonsense.. Looking for someone to do my work, not to give me more. I read your first few lines, and if you knew anything about uni, you'd know your first year doesn't count for anything towards your degree, therefore I'm not asking anyone to help me get my degree, I'm simply not wasting my time on pointless shit when I'd much rather pay for it. Peasant


Still looking for offers.

If that's how your uni works, then you're paying for a substandard education. Even if what you're describing are prerequisites, they are supposed to have substantial significance in future coursework.

 

[theamberleaf]

I did something similar to this in my first year of uni and regretted it by second year, trust me - if anything like this is going to come up again, put the hours in.

If it isn't and it's just a BS module (all degrees have them) then fair enough.

@Nikeshoes, you're wrong. This is how it works in the UK (with ALL uni's, and ALL degrees except MA/MSc/PhD etc). First year doesn't count towards the final classification. It's 30% second year & 70% final year. This system works.

 

[MMU Trader]

I did something similar to this in my first year of uni and regretted it by second year, trust me - if anything like this is going to come up again, put the hours in.

If it isn't and it's just a BS module (all degrees have them) then fair enough.

@Nikeshoes, you're wrong. This is how it works in the UK, BSc/BA first year doesn't count towards the final grade. It's 30% second year & 70% final year. This system works.

Mhm, it is never going to come up again, I could probably do the work on google in an hour or two if i could be bothered. Much rather prefer someone to do it properly, would only take someone 30 minutes.

 

[MMU Trader]

If that's how your uni works, then you're paying for a substandard education. Even if what you're describing are prerequisites, they are supposed to have substantial significance in future coursework.

I feel bad so I'm going to delete/edit my previous comments. This is how all education is in England, and as everybody knows, It's one of the best in the world.

I'll just leave you with this note, I'm sure you'll know which one you fall into.
(These are my statistics, not facts )


- 5% of people work hard, and succeed by them selves.
- 70% of people, work hard, and end up in dead end jobs.
- 25% of people, Don't need to do all that much, because its who you know, not what you know.

 

[theamberleaf]

I assume you've got mates on the same course? Just ask one of them, buy them a few pints. It's all I used to do for BS stuff in first year.

Knuckled down in second and third year and graduated with a 2:1, so ignore Nike, he's talking with dick out.

Edit: that third statistic seems a little high, I'd say 5%, 90%, 5% is more realistic in the U.K

Edit Edit: and I know you mean situations such as Johnny going off to community college and doing 1 year of plumbing then going to work for his uncle, but it's still kind of a dead end job - what else can he do? Also, 25% of people WISH they were this lucky. Where I grew up, 95% of people worked in food production factories as it was the only local industry. Unless you're in a reasonably affluent area, this is the case for most of the UK one way or another. Anyway, this isn't the topic of the thread so I'll get back on point if I reply again haha!

 

[MMU Trader]

I assume you've got mates on the same course? Just ask one of them, buy them a few pints. It's all I used to do for BS stuff in first year.

Knuckled down in second and third year and graduated with a 2:1, so ignore Nike, he's talking with dick out.

Edit: that third statistic seems a little high, I'd say 5%, 90%, 5% is more realistic in the U.K

I know, Annoys me when people try and speak with knowledge when they don't know what there talking about. Exactly, I will be finishing with a 2:1 or a 1st, otherwise UNI would be pointless.

Yeah, just ones I made up ha, Either way, I won't be ending up in the middle one

 

[theamberleaf]

Good stuff, you're already at uni, and you're on a decent course where graduates are in demand (same for me). Once you've got a couple of years experience (try to get in with a big company/recognised) and nobody will ever ask you if you went to uni again, it doesn't matter - it's just a foot in the door.

Mind you, don't completely disregard paying it all back. You will. It's not free money haha - although I used to think it was. Since you're a first year I assume you're on the new tuition fees which is roughly 3x what I paid, and I'm already feeling a hit when SF take an easy £150/month straight from my wages; and I've only been graduated ~8-10 months.

 

[MMU Trader]

Yeah, 9k a year fees, for 4 years, + my loan, and I don't get any grants as i'm not in that bracket but it should be good when i finish, thanks.

Off back to uni anyway to get my results for my maths test a couple weeks ago, @nike you won't be pleased to know, the test before that I got 92%

 

[theamberleaf]

92% at degree level maths? NICE.

I dropped maths after AS level, C2 and S1 KILLED ME.

 

[MMU Trader]

It's only first year, so yeah its a repeat of A-level at the moment basically, My result that time was 77%, still quite good though.

Guessing there's no takers to do this physics?!!!??!?!? :'(