Omg this is so emberassing

i was in the change room and i got caught with a boner..it was sooo embearssing every1 was laughing at me and my new nick name is "long john silver", what do i do? :'(

 

Thats always been a nightmare of mine.

 

Theres nothing you can do. Just don't let it bother you and people will forget about it in no time. If they don't, they are oddly obsessed with your boner.

 

True, im always scared i'm going to get called to the front of the class with a raging hardon.

 

that name will stick with you until you graduate. Just laugh it off man and it won't be so bad.

 

at least ur nick name isnt short john silver?

 

Use it to your advantage..

 

I would play it off like the dude above posted, embrace long john silver and take it as a joke. Laugh with them instead of just standing there while they laugh. They will forget faster if they think it doesn't bother you.

 

Just be happy your nickname isn't short john silver.

 

I'd have to agree. Use it to your advantage.
Say you were looking at a picture on your phone that some girl sent you, if you need an excuse! Haha

 

Don't ignore them. They'll thing it bothers you. Just smile and laugh it off.

 

Thanks for making me burst out laughing...

Just say boast and say yours is bigger then there's lol

 

Meh, fuck them? Like really a dick is part of life every guy has one and we all get hard and shit so who cares lol?

 

LOL'ED IRL


Next time that happens, whoever makes fun of you, chase them with your boner waving your hands in the air.

Pretend you're doing "party boy" from Jackass and your new name is Chris Pontious.

 

lol i agree if it happens again just chase one of them around the locker room be like well you keep talking about it

which may lead to
sexual harassment case 10292
but its all good

 

Lol! Long John Silver

 

Lol'd.

But dude just play it off. Use it to your advantage and tell the girls "Do you know what they call me?" Haha, could work for you.

 

ahhahahah omg thats hilarious

 

It's only embarrassing if you have a small penis.
The fact that their calling you 'Long John Silver' seems more of a good thing than a bad thing.

 

I'm sorry, but I seriously lol'd. I don't think that it's all to bad. You could have been caught wanking it...