The most amazing story you will ever read

One fateful October night Nicholas Sebastian Moses got back to his house, after hanging out with the coolest kid in the history of

time, and the universe, Jason Cornell. As he burst through the brilliantly crafter front door of the Moses' residence, he realized

that he was unspeakably hungry, almost voracious. As he leaped towards the gleamingly luminous refrigerator, that was standing

over so gallantly in his kitchen, he saw a glimmer of red out of his peripheral vision. He turned, after precisely landing exactly 2

feet and 7 inches in front of the fridge, and glared at his latent dog, Buddy. Trying to elicit a response from the stoic dog, he

heard a loud crash in his room. This was quite an anomaly, you see, because there is only a select few that are allowed to pass

through the boldly confidant robust arches that is Nick's bedroom door. Swiftly and without error, Nick Moses hopped up the

smooth wise staircase overlooking the greatly polygonal living room, in which legends are made. Reaching his room, Nick found one

thing, and one thing only, that was altered in his perfectly organized and very lustful room. It was his Guitar Hero guitar. This was

very capricious, and with one effortless movement of his brow, Nick started down the enigma that was before him. Trying to cull a

solution, Nick stroked his finely woven chin hairs until a brilliant idea popped into his esoteric mind. With a very austere look on his

face, Nick bent down slowly and grasped the plastic frame of his guitar, between the mighty clutches that are his hands. All of a

sudden, the prolific mind of Nick Moses realized what he has done. "Dear God...” Nick said as he started to feel the epically crafted

structure of his house sway side to side. With an explosion of blood and fire, the Devil rose from the floor, shooting up on a very

scarily dark dais filled with screaming children. "Ha Ha Ha!” cackled the Devil as he rose from the depths, "It seems that a

challenger has risen, maybe one so great as to topple my reign of victory." Volatile, and will a tacit angry expression on his face,

the Devil cast forth his Guitar Hero guitar made of leprechaun bones and unicorn tears as he started to shred an insane solo, his

talent precocious, he continued to tear apart insane solo's shooting fire and reigning death from the sky. His guitar sung with

clicks to mighty that it could split the world in two. The results were provincial. Nick's doubts were few and brusque; his dearth of

fear led him to start playing. His fingers pulsed and pressed upon the lavish frame made of greatness, the amalgam of notes and

different sounds that flourished from his guitar hero guitar. His technique was docile and sounded perfect. Being very recalcitrant,

Nick continued to lay out his melody of legends, a catharsis to remember. Re-inverting the solo, Nick's fingers flowed so

effortlessly that the sounds that proceed were so full of life and harmony that the impregnated a thousand virgins. The Devil was

angry, his words desultory, he laid his Guitar Hero guitar down at Nick's feet. Being very altruistic, Nick gave it back to the Devil

as he looked out his window, into the indigo horizon, as he whispered to himself, "The deed is done."



Friend Jason wrote this and read it to our entire english class. I was speechless. Laughing ensued.

 

I shit bricks.

You, sir, are deserving of the entire internet.

 

Wow......Interesting

 

It's almost like that Tenacious D song.
Pretty funny.

 

wow,
that is like the song
counterfit plox lol?

 

Cool story. What is this from?

 

Most random thing Ive ever read :laugh:

 

Excellent story. Epic job =]

 

Lol, it's funny how you all read the entire story and yet managed to skip this tidbit . Tell your friend kudos from me Well, actually don't. But I really liked it ^_^

 

lol, idk why but i kept laughing while reading it!
Wierd ehh?
Looks like i need some help =\

 

OMG! hahaha that reminded me of step brothers (balls on the drum set) bahahhaha!

Epic. Kudos to you ^_^

 

Not bad, i like the bit were it says "the clicks so mighty it could crack the world in two" or something like that lol.

 

Ehh... Very nicee I likee ehh little little I likeh fasty fast wow wow wouu weee

 

You deserve an award :]

 

Ehh there were some grammatical errors that kinda ruined the essay for me. Maybe because I'm older, but something about it sounded very childish, maybe it was the fact that he used WAY too many adjectives that made it sound like he Thesaurus.com'ed every other word.

 

loved it. very nice... tell ur friend i said great job.

 

Lol, The Devil Went Down to Gorgia. Is that the guitar hero song he got it off? Because at the end it says "He laid that golden fiddle at the ground at jonny's feet"

 

Yeah thats what i reckon lol.

But yeah, i didnt really like the story tbh.

 

That's great literature skills.

 

He wrote it IN CLASS. We had 30 vocab words we had to correctly use in a piece of writing and this is what he came up with in 20 minutes.