My teddy bear turned into a killer :(

[paladen]

My teddy bear, Chuckie, got drunk (notice the teddy bear bottles) and went for a killing spree.

His weapons of choice (that he stole from my bedroom, I thought we were friends, I guess he was just in it for the sex) is the grenade, mortar shell, and my dagger.

...Fuck you chuckie.

 

[5w33t p00p3r]

...Fuck you chuckie.

 

[X_Deity_X]

...fuck you Chuckie.

 

[xxthebeastxx]

Give it a bong.

 

[5w33t p00p3r]

Give it a bong.

...Fuck you xxthebeastxx

 

[Music Makes Me Pwn]

Mine turned into Pedo Bear and raped my little sister.

 

[Infernal Dave]

...fuck you Chuckie.

 

[paladen]

...fuck you chuckie.

 

[Deacon Frost]

Mine turned into Pedo Bear and raped my little sister.

Whatever you have to say to feel less guilty.

 

[paladen]

Chuckie is a whore as well....

...fuck you chuckie.

 

[Gibson]

u has teddy bare. ew

 

[paladen]

u has teddy bare. ew

Questions and questions…

Today I will lie about aimlessly pondering on these issues waiting for my fever to subside. All of you people have fun in office. I will probably have to spend all day watching football. And see some random country kick around a ball up and down a pitch and smiling sheepishly because they really cannot do anything with it… or as they said about Brazil last night:

“They may not be scoring anything but at least they are having lots of fun on the pitch!”

Dammit.

Sniff. Wheeze. Sniffle. Cough.