funny money

winner = jebadiah.

 

Id teach him how to pro merch in rs.

 

rape murder babes, kill all people who are wearing red socks, find every penny made in 1998 nd put it in a pregnant womens belly after i suck the baby out with a dishwasher, then we would make paper hats and sing nothing, we could cry and masturbate over mary cos she had massive booobs, proberly go skateboarding on whales with cancerous tumours made or urine infections, and wrap them in cat5 cables and scart leaves then we would go to egypt and find the book of the dead and raise immotep and my dog that died that i used to expermental sexually on, then id find ma mum, we would not talk and stare then id go clean ma teeth nd lay in bed countin backwards from sainsburys

edit: gotta put the words, rugid, mango and molest, now its funny

 

Probably just cover him in lard.

 

Fuck him in the ass.... Obv.

 

You're the coolest person on Sythe!

 

Honestly? I would probably start thet day off with gathering a small group of followers from Utah, some of them mormon folk. Go to an insane asylum and have jesus stand at the front gate screaming let my people go. After that go to IHOP and get a shit load of bacon and maple syrup. Then finally we would spend the rest of the day with Santa, the Tooth fairy, the easter bunny and the rest of the imaginary creatures that are as wacky as the idea of a white saviour...

 

make sweet nectar love to him.

 

Funny money, I win.

 

are holocaust jokes allowed?

 

I would murder him and take his place.

 

no let's just blame him

 

Where my money now ?

 

i funny