Did it for the lulz

THE FOLLOWING WAS JOKINGLY PROPOSED BY DOUGLAS GASKINS AS A WAY OF MOCKING THE ONTOLOGICAL PROOF OF GOD. IT IS NOT SERIOUS. IT IS SATIRE. IT IS SATIRE. IT IS SATIRE.

1). The creation of the world is the most marvelous achievement imaginable.

2). The merit of an achievement is the product of (a) its intrinsic quality, and (b) the ability of its creator.

3). The greater the disability (or handicap) of the creator, the more impressive the achievement.

4). The most formidable handicap for a creator would be non-existence.

5). Therefore if we suppose that the universe is the product of an existent creator, we can conceive a greater being - namely, one who created everything while not existing.

6). An existing God therefore would not be a being greater than which a greater-cannot-be-conceived, because an even more formidable and incredible creator would be a God which did not exist.

Ergo:

7). God does not exist.

 

Jesus Christ almighty!

 

fuck u god does excist u faggot

 

Hahahahahahahaha!

 

lOl b4nt 3v4d312

 

Evidence please.

 

lol religious ppl.

 

I want an eric.youaremighty.com site!
where i gets?

 

lolnubs.

yall nubs.

nubsnubsnubs.

i am posting for the sake of posting. go me

 

One huge problem with this logic is that it treats the world as the most marvelous achievement imaginable. You don't know if there are many planets out there with beings ten times more complex and intelligent than us. You don't know if there might be another universe out there that is more intricate than ours. If for instance we discovered another universe that is more complex than ours, then our limits on imagining things will be raised.

I do not know what your definition of God is, but I suppose it is whatever created the universe. So what if the universe created itself? Could it create itself while not existing? Therefore the universe is not the most marvelous achievement imaginable or it does not exist.

 

pics or it didnt happen

 

Almost!

 

First post updated.

 

picture unrelated

 

where did my dildo go.

 

it fell off your bed and rolled under it while you were sleeping.

 

Eh fucker , god really exists..Allah the greatest of all.

 

I used to be married, but she died a few years ago in a horrible accident. We were riding horses in the countryside on our old ranch, and the horse became frightened and bit her neck until she ceased to live. Its teeth were stained with blood for weeks after that, and I had to shoot him. He was my favorite horse, and it made me sad.

EVIDENCE PLEASE SIR

 

Give me evidence he doesn't exist.

 

Jesus fucking Christ! When will you people every learn? Things that do not exist DO NOT PRODUCE EVIDENCE OF THEIR MOTHERFUCKING NONEXISTENCE!

For fuck sake, it's fucking obvious. There is no direct evidence that there AREN'T crocodiles in your pants, SO CLEARLY YOU MUST HAVE THEM THERE.