MMing is srs business

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Murdertrain SYTHE .::.Open for MM.::. says:
*hey
*can u mm for me
Louis - Moderator and Official MiddleMan on Sythe.org says:
*value and trade?
Murdertrain SYTHE .::.Open for MM.::. says:
*$15k trade
*paypal for runescape account
Louis - Moderator and Official MiddleMan on Sythe.org says:
*$15k!?
Murdertrain SYTHE .::.Open for MM.::. says:
*yea
*I'm selling a 1 hp account with maxed out skilling stats
Louis - Moderator and Official MiddleMan on Sythe.org says:
*uhh ok
*10% of $15k is...
*still a lot
*lol
Murdertrain SYTHE .::.Open for MM.::. says:
*150
*lol
Louis - Moderator and Official MiddleMan on Sythe.org says:
*ohh
*1500?
Murdertrain SYTHE .::.Open for MM.::. says:
*owait yea
*1500
Louis - Moderator and Official MiddleMan on Sythe.org says:
*alright lol
Murdertrain SYTHE .::.Open for MM.::. says:
*kk we are using mail
*if thats all right
Louis - Moderator and Official MiddleMan on Sythe.org says:
*how are you gonna send $15k in the mail?
*they'd confiscate it
Murdertrain SYTHE .::.Open for MM.::. says:
*no
*I have connections dont worry about it
*ill talk to the other person when he gets back
Louis - Moderator and Official MiddleMan on Sythe.org says:
*would there be tracking?
Murdertrain SYTHE .::.Open for MM.::. says:
*yes
Louis - Moderator and Official MiddleMan on Sythe.org says:
*and how could you prove there was $15k in the package?
*all tracking can do is confirm that it reached the destination
Murdertrain SYTHE .::.Open for MM.::. says:
*you will see
*when you open it
Louis - Moderator and Official MiddleMan on Sythe.org says:
*and if nothing is there?
Murdertrain SYTHE .::.Open for MM.::. says:
*there will be
*or I can send you $15k worth of marijuana and u can sell it
*then send that money
*he*
*ill tell him to take pictures
*of the package
*hes trustworthy
*hm
*auctually wait
*can we all meet in real life?
*around where do you live?
*me and him live pretty close
Louis - Moderator and Official MiddleMan on Sythe.org says:
*i live in ireland...lol
Murdertrain SYTHE .::.Open for MM.::. says:
*hm. . 
*we both live in berlin any chance you can drive/get there somehow?
Louis - Moderator and Official MiddleMan on Sythe.org says:
*no lol
Murdertrain SYTHE .::.Open for MM.::. says:
*use the $1500
*from the trade
Louis - Moderator and Official MiddleMan on Sythe.org says:
*no
*this isnt going to work out
Murdertrain SYTHE .::.Open for MM.::. says:
*I can send you tickets
*to fly to berlin
*I'll pay for them
*why not?
Louis - Moderator and Official MiddleMan on Sythe.org says:
*im not going to another country for mming :/
Murdertrain SYTHE .::.Open for MM.::. says:
*why not? I can pay for your tickets
*k w/e I'll find another OMM that wants $1500
Louis - Moderator and Official MiddleMan on Sythe.org says:
*gl on finding one that' going to fly to germany rofl
*all the others live in america too...
Murdertrain SYTHE .::.Open for MM.::. says:
*not finn
*not finn
Louis - Moderator and Official MiddleMan on Sythe.org says:
*trust me he wont do it

 

I'll do it.

 

i think umad

 

While I'm in Germany I can fuck Julia.

edit: inb4smallpenis jokes

 

Julia died...

 

serves her right

edit; no dude shes on vacation

 

and lol'd at 15k trade

 

Lets Fill In The Blanks

Tyro Is A ___ and can ____

 

Lol. That would be such an awkward situation. Meeting German drug dealers to do a Runescape trade in some country.

 

^^
I already have my tickets..

 

Mudertrain isa trolll

 

i actually lold so fucking hard after reading this.

thats class lol.

 

naisdigthar.

 

lol'd

 

Lol'd at the $15k worth of jane part xD

 

what the shit when was tyro admin holy ballsacks grats

 

I lol'd so hard.

 

lolololololololololol

come to berlin, that made my fucking day

 

inb4louislosesommfornotflyingtoberlinfor15kinweed