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Your Best pickup lines
  1. Unread #1 - Sep 15, 2012 at 6:20 AM
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    Your Best pickup lines
    Post your best/funniest pick up lines :)
     
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  3. Unread #2 - Sep 15, 2012 at 6:52 AM
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    Are you Google? Because you have everything I'm searching for. ;)
     
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  5. Unread #3 - Sep 15, 2012 at 6:57 AM
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    One does not simply gets a pick-up line from me.
     
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  7. Unread #4 - Sep 15, 2012 at 7:15 AM
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    I have a gun, get in the car.
     
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  9. Unread #5 - Sep 15, 2012 at 8:30 AM
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    Hey, are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine all over you.
     
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    Hey, i have a kit-kat, fancy a finger?
     
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  13. Unread #7 - Sep 15, 2012 at 8:55 AM
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    Are you an archeologist?
     
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  15. Unread #8 - Sep 15, 2012 at 9:05 AM
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    Hey, I just met you,
    And this is crazy,
    But heres my number,
    So call me maybe.
     
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  17. Unread #9 - Sep 15, 2012 at 11:36 AM
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    "roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    I like spaghetti,
    wanna fuck?"

    (that one is pretty funny if you actually do it)
     
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  19. Unread #10 - Sep 15, 2012 at 12:02 PM
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    Your Best pickup lines
    all those above are stupid and corny (except "i have a gun, get in the car")

    they need to be more origional.
    I dont use pick up lines for the most part but when i do its something simple like:
    "Damn you're sexy, we should hang out sometime"
     
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  21. Unread #11 - Sep 15, 2012 at 12:21 PM
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    Hurry and gimme yo number before i dont want it nomo
     
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  23. Unread #12 - Sep 15, 2012 at 12:53 PM
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    If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
     
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  25. Unread #13 - Sep 15, 2012 at 1:13 PM
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    If I was an operating system, your process would be the top priority. (I know it's cheesy)
     
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  27. Unread #14 - Sep 15, 2012 at 4:18 PM
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    Your Best pickup lines
    ~.^ very cheesy

    There's that classic one: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together
     
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  29. Unread #15 - Sep 15, 2012 at 4:21 PM
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    Your Best pickup lines
    Oh god haha! I forgot about that classic. It's got to be one of the best ones out there tbh :p
     
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  31. Unread #16 - Sep 15, 2012 at 4:40 PM
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    Your Best pickup lines
    Do you have a mirror in your pants? ...Because i can see myself in them. :p
     
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  33. Unread #17 - Sep 15, 2012 at 4:42 PM
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    Your Best pickup lines
    Do it like raj on tbbt dont say anythink and get nailed.
     
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  35. Unread #18 - Sep 15, 2012 at 6:18 PM
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    Your Best pickup lines
    -Wear sunglasses
    -bump into them and grope them pretending to try to figure out who it is
    -pretend you're blind
    -say you're sorry and ask if you could buy dinner to apologize
    -reveal that you're not really blind
    -???
    -profit

    Just thought of that ;)
     
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  37. Unread #19 - Sep 15, 2012 at 6:27 PM
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    Your Best pickup lines
    hey sexy want some candy ? :p
    OR better yet are you an archaeologist cause I have a bone < original
     
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  39. Unread #20 - Sep 15, 2012 at 10:18 PM
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    Your Best pickup lines
    My love for you is like a river
    Like a summer breeze that makes my soul shiver
    One look from you is more precious than gold
    Let’s go get some barbecue and get busy

    Works like a charm
     
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