most u ever did 2 get sum pussy?

so when i was in 10th grade i was with my friend and he was like "bruh, she got the house"...."AND SHE GOT A FRIEND". so me being the nigga I am took a shower and shaved my balls(which was a fucking fail).

So we go outside and I'm like "where the bitch stay" my friend said its in the next neighborhood but i know a shortcut. We fucking walked 3 miles on this trail, by then my balls were sweaty and I smelled like outside. We had to cross this sewage pipe that went over a river and jump someones fence. I jumped the fence and ripped my only pair of good boxers on the top of the fence and fell on my face.

when i got up i saw this little white girl having a birthday party in the back yard. Me and my friend bolted across the yard and the girls thought we were coming for them so they started screaming and called their dad who sicked his fucking dog on us. long story short we got to the house and she texted him and said they went to the fucking movies. -.-

 

I handstandforcefucked shawt y's nigger mother.

 

I'm Asian.

 

I'm Hungarian.

 

She friendzoned me for years. So when we finally got in bed I put icy hot on my fingers and finger fukked that bitch like no tomorrow. She still walks a little funny. Paybacks a bitch. Shoulda fukked m sooner.

 

how did u get out of friend zone lol story pls

 

Took Dave to Denny's. <3

 

promoted her to admin

 

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Shower.

 

She and her boyfriend broke up. And she was upset so I was like" alright now's my time" so I asked her to cuddle. She accepted. Kept poking her in da butt with meh penis. Got a boner. Ripped right through both mine and her pants. Slipped that shit in nonchalantly. Boom. Unfriendzined.

 

you think I try for pussy you retarded beta fuck

 

$300

btw you misspelled did in the title i think you meant to put paid




























jk of course -.-

 

ayy lmao

 

na u just post on misc complaining like all the other FAs lol aweir

 

Looks like theres a lot of typing errors in the title, better change it m8. And here is my personal story.


It was on lunes, the worst day of the week. Me and my friend were chilling out and there were 2 decent looking girls.
All we did was stand there and let them come to us, it seemed to work.

Then when we got in bed I took the pussy and fukt it. Moral of this story: Stop going to them m8 let them come to you.

 

Repped

 

told her i got a good lookin dick and that she should see it

stayed in a hotel in downtown of capital city. walked past 3 homeless men, 4 hookers, and 1 raccoon. made it to this bitch's hotel she was staying at. did the deed and left right after that. rekt

 

Should have taken the hookers tbh.

 

not lookin for a std bud