WoW Jokes

Heres a little thread i made where you can read and share WoW jokes, here's a couple of mine:

You know you play WoW too much becuase whenever your microwave "dings" you say gratz.
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Q) Why do the undead took tailoring as their professional?
A) One word: Stitches... Especially when the Abomination Guards dance too much.
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Vancleef had been surrounded by the police, but he managed to escape.
The chief asks an officer: "Didn't I tell you to place a guard at each exit?"
Says the officer: "But that's what I did!"
Chief: "Then how did he get away?"
Officer: "Through the entrance!"
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Q) Why is Thunder Bluff built on a cliff?
A) So they didn't have to build a sewage system.

Post your jokes, read others jokes, and have fun

 

You know you play WoW to much when you start calling your mom an orc when she doesnt buy you stuff.

 

That one is the best... took me a while to get it though xD

 

yo mammas so fat every time she gets blessing of kings northrend sinks one foot deeper into the sea

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you know you've played too much time when you tell your sister to learn orcish and abondon common or you'll never be able to talk again, with standard wow emotes

 

How many rouges does it take to kill a pally?
2.
1 to attack him and 1 to camp the inn.

 

Why do Troll Paladins always smile? Because they are filled with Da Light.

 

Not funny because there's no such thing as Troll Paladins.

 

Haha hate pallys bubble then hearth.

 

The best one, appropriate to paladins ;p

 

Haha that's my favorite so far! XD.

 

You know you play WoW too much when your girlfriends pants have a low drop rate
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The doctor called me and said I only have 6 months left to live. I said, "That's terrible! Isn't there anything I can do?"

He said, "Well, you can get a WoW account and farm rep in Silithus."

I said, "Will that help?"

He said, "No, but it'll be the longest 6 months you've ever lived."
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Q) How many GMs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A) Sorry, can't tell you. That would be considered a hint.

 

Q) What happens when you camp near Thunderbluff?
A) A whole load of bull-shit

 

You know your mom is ugly when Hogger won't touch her.
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Q: Why is there so much lag in Dalaran?
A: Becuase that is where all the paladins have their hearths set.