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Microwaves are retarted

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Honestly im going to burn the top layer of my mouth off and then bite into a cold center at the same time fuck off microwave. Toasters FTW
 
That will happen with any cooking device if you cook the food FAR too fast... just stupidity really :P
 
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Lol I used to have thia problem all the time with pizzapops until someone told me to flip them halfway through cooking them. Never had an issue with them after that.
 
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You have to flip / stir the shit or use a conventional oven that takes 10 or 20 times as long. >_>
 
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I like this whole toaster idea.

I'll put you in a toaster, and then you'll be called "Burnt Toast". You will also lose your ability to fly.

Also, if you put whatever you're heating in the middle, I thought microwaves' heat focuses right on the middle, so it should be hotter there. I think it's like this anyway.

What were you heating up anyway? And what made you come up with "Toasters FTW"? Were you making toast in the microwave?
 
Idk Id rather just cook shit on the stove or in the oven personally it makes everything taste way better. and toasters are just mini ovens that are fucking great so toasters are win Guess I shoulda said Toaster ovens ftw.
 
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