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competition:
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and win
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'ASYLUM'
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I'm actually crapping myself with laughter now. Its very, very harsh but pretty damn funny (and worryingly true...)

 

Tell me, whats harsh about this?

 

Where did you find this, link please.

 

Lots of this is exaggerated but it does feel like anybody who is considered needy can just come into the country and take money. Then again, after time they become workers and pay back their debt to the country in form of tax.

 

If you don't live in the UK you wouldn't understand, so stfu.

 

So true. I totaly understand what you mean (Y)

Basicly come into this country & we'll pay for you & give you a house.. So true >.<

 

Thankyou mate

 

I'd rather the homeless were given homes than living on the streets or in warzones.

 

I lol'd

 

LOL I see what you did there

And I approve.

 

Shouldn't there governments sort them out or another country? its not our fucking problem.

 

Stop acting like the U.K is the only one who takes in refugees. You're obviously an ignorant dick who only sees it through how it directly affects you. That statement before that I don't know what I'm talking about, I have been to England numerous times, have an English Mum and went to school with plenty of refugees.

Maybe we should stop focusing on negatives of immigration and start thinking about how to stop the problem from where it starts, and also weigh out the positives. These people have nowhere else, and would likely face death if they had stayed around in their home. Not all immigrants are illegal, in fact most aren't, and the ones that are get caught and shipped back. Just consider yourself lucky that you're not the one who has to live in a third world country or in a warzone.

 

Their governments need help sorting out the problems, rather than waiting around for them to do something i'd flee the country.

The second part are my thoughts exactly.

 

Entitlements are philosophically and practically flawed.

 

Keep your mouth shut. I don't want them in my country. My country is meant for white british and no one else, why should they get something for nothing? When we can only just scrape by.

 

I dont get it dude

 

Bump.