Guide: How to break up with a girl.

Hey so I looked ALL THE WAY! through this whole section of the forums. all 28 pages haha. Ive seen 1 to many guys asking: How to break up with a girl?!??! Or in one case...: Howt bo brek up wit a gurl. And for that im like: wtf? But anyways...alot of people gave BBAAADDD answers. So...heres how to make it easier on both of you.

Heres the first thing im gunna say. Its not even gunna be numbered because this is how important it is:
BREAK UP WITH THE GIRL FACE TO FACE OR YOU WILL BE THE BIGGEST PUSSY IN THE WORLD AND NO GIRL WILL RESPECT YOU!

Nuff said on that

Ok this is how to break up with her at school:

1: Tell her at the beginning of the day you want to see her after school. This way you won't ruin her entire school day and she (if she would cry) wont cry in her classes if it hits her too hard..): OR makes her mad. Or whatever. So always do it after school.

2: After school, go somewhere semi-quiet. You dont want the whole school to have to see her get upset.

3: Look her in the eye (this is key, she now knows your serious) and say:
I dont think we should see eachother anymore. I just think (list your reason, but for example, where gunna say I dont think of you like that)
that we should be friends. I dont like you as a girlfriend anymore and I dont want to have a false relationship.

4: If your nice and gentle, she'll probably take this better than you think. If you wish to still remain friends with her, hug her, tell her how sorry you are, and tell her you have to go. Hug her right before you leave then go.

Breaking up with a girl at home:

1: Go to her house/your house (her house is better cause then you can just walk out. At your house, she might not leave..-.-)

2:Set her down on the couch, and AGAIN, look her in the eye. Or bring her somewhere her parents arent, if possible.

3:Look her in the eye (this is key, she now knows your serious) and say:
I dont think we should see eachother anymore. I just think (list your reason, but for example, where gunna say I dont think of you like that)
that we should be friends. I dont like you as a girlfriend anymore and I dont want to have a false relationship.


4: If your nice and gentle, she'll probably take this better than you think. If you wish to still remain friends with her, hug her, tell her how sorry you are, and tell her you have to go. Hug her right before you leave then go.

Those are the easiest ways to do it. Dont do it anywhere public...it just makes it harder for both of you.

Ok, so since I cant stress this enough, DO IT TO HER FACE! Breaking up with a girl via text/facebook/myspace/her friends will not make her sad. It will make her MAD. And you WILL be slapped at some point. And girls start rumors like 33875 times more than guys, so if you do break up over a message or whatever, expect the girls to stay away from you for a few weeks. Please guys if you really wanted to be her friend after you guys break up, do this....and if this doesnt work, then just do what you think is right. This is for people who want to be nice about it and stay friends with the girl...which...I think I put in there. -.- Oh well. Hope I helped!

 

So... what you're saying is pussyfoot around the issue and treat her like a delicate piece of glass...

 

You're honestly just saying to set her up then shit on her. I wouldn't call this a guide. I don't know if you're a girl or a guy, but either way you must not know the feeling of it is to get setup like that. You go to her house, talk with her, and then break up with her? That's kinda low...

 

Oh lawdy lawd. Honestly everyone has different opinions, and there is no easy way to break up with someone. I say do what ever feels natural. I think it would be weird following guidelines to break up with someone. Everyone has a different case.

 

I know but you dont set her up. Im a girl and Ive been dumped several ways: Facebook, myspace, text, and my BEST FRIEND (well now ex cause we fought:\) and like #1 and 2. I thought they were the best ways because I knew that he actually cared enough to take time out of his life to be gentle. If you dont like it, then dont flame it. :\

 

Why do girls always want to be friends after the relationship? Frankly, when I want to break up with a girl, it usually means she's either pissed me off really bad, or I just can't stand her anymore. In both of those cases, I'd really rather not have any more contact with said person, and being friends after is just fuck awkward. Especially if you had sex.

 

Well if you dont wanna be friends, do this:

Hey bitch, fuck you you ugly ass whore, dont contact me in any ways, bye.

She'll stay away for a while

 

HAH! I say do what you think is right to say to the girl. don't take advice from what A girl WANTS to hear.
no offense okkk

 

haha no prob :} and I know Im ust helping people out who WANT to be friends with the girl afterwars/wanna be nice about it. 0.0 But, hang on, Ima add in there: DO WHAT YOU FEEL. :\

 

Coming from a fairly attractive teenage girl, most would presume you know what you're talking about. But I've been slapped many a time for breaking up with a girl at her house. If I didn't follow the "only date girls that DON'T go to your school" rule, I would be totally fucked.

I could only imagine the stories...

"He looked me right in the eye..like, like he was about to propose to me or some shit. But I didn't expect him to end it..I liked him so much but..he said our relationship was false. What a dick."

/:

 

Thanks I needed this! Tried it early and worked Broke up with the girl and kept her as a friend (cause she has some banging friends )

 

Glad I helped Trinitty :} And Weasel REALLY good point..lemme add (will only work for people not about to propose!) lol. But yeah I understand what your saying. But most of the time if your kinda sad looking, then theyll know somethings wrong. Girls always think things are wrong when a guy says: we need to talk. Well its kind of like an instinct for us to think we've done something wrong. 0.0 So theres that also. and thanks for saying im "fairly attractive"

 

Glad I helped Trinitty :} And Weasel REALLY good point..lemme add (will only work for people not about to propose!) lol. But yeah I understand what your saying. But most of the time if your kinda sad looking, then theyll know somethings wrong. Girls always think things are wrong when a guy says: we need to talk. Well its kind of like an instinct for us to think we've done something wrong. 0.0 So theres that also. and thanks for saying im "fairly attractive"

 

Yeah..looking sad just makes them look sad. For some reason I think girls are sexier when they are sad, so when I start having doubts about my relationship we have talks that originate with me saying "we need to talk.." about 3-4 times a week, but then I never go through with it.

Off-topic : I would say you're beautiful, because I'm sure many guys (..or girls ) think you are, but I'm more into scene chicks, not really your whole cowgirl style.

 

OH MY GOD! Im not a cooowwgiirrrl. )::::::: haha and thanks :} Im not really all that great looking (I know guys hate girls saying that, buuuut its true) so not alot of guys are into me? But yeah girls think Im sexy which is so awkward on so many levels. D:

 

Personally, I don't think someone should follow a guide to break up with someone, because all situations are different and call for different methods. But this is something that's more or less like the thing you would do in general...

I've dated two scene chicks, by far the sexiest out of all the girls I've dated. Better in bed too ;]

I've got the same thing going on; Girls rarely call me hot... But guys seem to think I'm sexy ...

 

lol i think your hawt :} and ive been told Im a super good kisser. Does that count? XD Im not having sex till Im a legal adult. :\ Or with someone I am truly in love with. So many things could go wrong if you dont..

 

So many things could go wrong at any time;
You could be walking down the street and a car could hit you.
You could get hit by lightning.
You could get raped by your neighbor.
A plane could crash into your house.
You parents could die.
You could have a heart attack.

And even more. Just because something COULD go wrong, doesn't mean it will, and sure as hell doesn't mean you shouldn't enjoy sex.

That's just my point of view. I've had sex... A LOT in my life, and I'm only 16... Nothing's gone wrong yet. Just because something could, doesn't mean I won't have sex. It just means I'll be careful ;]

And thank yah ;D
Lol I've been told I'm a good kisser too. I was told I'm also good in bed and at oral. But my 2nd ex, just to piss me off, said I was good in bed :c
But she lied. Lmfao