Make me a sig for a good cause?

Hi, I was hoping some one could make a simple sig with a link in it for a good cause.

http://sythe.org/showthread.php?p=9291500#post9291500

I just want some simple words like

Having a hard time in life Check this out

Need it to be readable and stuff.

I am like literally retarded when it comes to this kind of stuff, so asking that the code you give me will already link that thread to it.