Mai 100th Post

YAYAY!!!
I'll be holding a drop party last week to celebrate !

bfing fooD and monies plockz.

 

You have a testicle in your bellybutton.

 

and you have suitcases in your attic

 

I has nun posts but i leik to post here so i haz posts but the counta 4 penis size is broken so mine is small

 

I love you.

 

WAI
I<3ERIC

 

meester konvikt+1111
I has a sekret too




My secret's gettin out of control, it's burstin out of me
Gotta drop my pants to the floor, so the whole club can see
The special way I trim my curlies, so fuzzy and soft
Cause when my shrub is short and tight my piggy won't get lost

I had a secret, (don't tell)
But now you know my secret, (don't tell)
I gave my bush some haircuts, (don't tell)
To emphasize my bare nuts

I trimmed my buuuuu-shhh don't tell
I trimmed my buuuuu-shhh don't tell