Clearing the Rockcrabs without a cannon

Disclaimer: Please read this before being a fucktard and scrolling down just to leach my guide, and maybe even hijack it. I do not, in anyway suggest that you respond to the Pures comments to you (even though they are ALWAYS lame). If you do happen to respond to the pure in a negative way, there is a high chance of you getting banned/muted/warned. And if you do happen to get banned/muted/warned, then don't come bitching to me saying you got banned for doing this, because I did not at all, suggest that you respond the the Lame comments. Thanks, and enjoy.

Are you sick of going to crabs, and see that its packed with so many retarded pures? Are you sick of having to train on guards, or anything else thats nothing compared to crabs (that you can handle), well heres a nice, and easy guide to help reduce that problem.


K, its really fucking funny;

ok, this might be hard for some of you because you might not like being called a noob.

items needed: wep, gay outfit (optional), something that makes you look rich, energy pots, ranged wep, runes (optional)

Strategy:
K. Get your armor+rich object+gay outfit. Equip it all. And go to Rock crabs. It doesn't matter what level you are. Now, once you arrive at the crabs, look for some wanna-be pure. Once you find your target, attack his/her/it's crab. Once they start acting all eragent, saying things like 'off?' or 'off noob' or my favorite 'get a life
!@!@#!@ seriously!@#1231!!@". If you have reached this step, you are 50% there. Repeat till they log. And if you want some good comebacks for them, just keep agreeing with everything they say. Such as 'im a noob, of course!' (make sure your rich item is sticking out at this time i.e phat/santa/mask). Now, this is going to make you look like a complete fuckhead, but it will clear out rockcrabs, trust me.

Thats about it. I have gotten 6 Emo kids to log so far in 5 mins. And it was funny as hell.

And to mods, I'm not just making this to sound funny. I'm making it to spread the word of clearing out rock crabs, cause I'm so sick of seeing pures here and there thinking they all the shit and stuff.

 

lol i will try it

 

Hahaha Worth A Try

 

This would probably work
Any ideas if you don't have a rich item ?

 

Dont wory about rich items, Please move to my other Thread. This thread is going to get deleted. I accidently created 2 due to lagg.

 

lol..hehe very good guide

 

Simple enough.

 

You shouldn't do it at Level 3, rock crabs will team on you, as you walk by. They'll kill you, some Pures won't get pissed, one fatal error. Theres one thing, called the Ignore List.

 

it works..its hilarious!!! omg..i wish i got screenshots tho...i cleared the place out!!

 

lol it works.

 

I like to keep ddsing there crabs, since i have 80+ str I always hit good.

They throw a fit.

 

YEAh lol. They get so pissed, and just keep attacking crabs.

Thanks for the replys

 

lol get ridda dem fucktards mothafuckin bitchparagus!!!!!!!!

 

Thats why i never go there to many cannon people, any idea how we can clear them

 

Go to a diff spot

 

well really why wouldnt it work pures cry for xp

 

lol im tryin this 4 sure

 

Yeah, but they still get pissed 'cause you're taking the crabs...

 

wow dont do it on a lvl 3 definantly. Anything account thats 30+, or can Ko the crabs easily.

 

Lol I Love Doing That, Lovely Guide.