Weird Conversation with a Gold4rs employee

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owen: Hello,how may I help you today?

019210: Hi, I'd like to know why one needs gold for the TzHarr Fight Cave activity.

019210: Let me list the requirements:

owen: Please allow me a moment while I am checking relevant information for you.

019210: "50+ Ranged, 65+ HP, 44+ Prayer, 5M Gold Required if Att&Str&Def are 40+ 10M Gold Required if Att&Str&Def are less than 40 "

019210: "1+Def, 43+Prayer, 70+Ranged, 2M Gold and 3M worth of items that are needed, Or 5M Gold in total"

019210: What's with the gold?

owen: Buy stuff

019210: What kind of stuff?

019210: Armor, weapons?

019210: What if the person has, like, oh I don't know, 70m worth of armor and weapons?

owen: Pretty much as that

019210: Would one still need the gold?

owen: Well,it would be better if you can offer that much gold,bro

019210: I see. So, even if one (hypothetically) had a Bandos Godsword, Bandos Chestplate, Amulet of Fury, and dragon platelegs...

019210: One would still need the 2 - 5m?

owen: Hehe,if so,you can sell them to get gold then

019210: I see...

019210: Well...thanks for your help, but I have one more question.

019210: How does one become a Live Chat representative?

owen: Yes?

owen: Shitty

019210: ?

019210: Oh, you mean you hate your job as a Live Chat representative?

owen: lol

owen: Shh

019210: I was just asking how to become one, as one could (hypothetically) help with the rush, to make other's jobs less miserable.

019210: It's fine dude.

019210: I mean, it's not the Chinese government could storm Gold4rs' building

019210: if you're just telling a customer how shitty your job is. I mean really, there's this Frank dude, he thinks his job sucks, but hes still employed.

019210: Let it out...hey, maybe I could fill in for you? How do you become a representative?

019210: ...owen?

owen: Online search

019210: Oh, his job DOES suck...he has to answer about 10 other's peoples questions....

019210: Online search?

019210: As in, type in "gold4rs live chat representative" on Google?

owen: You can google it

owen: Yes

019210: Which link should I click on?

owen: Well,quite frankly

owen: You can not understand

owen: Its all Chinese

019210: Oh!

019210: So one has to work at the official Gold4rs building?

owen: Hell yeah

019210: In that case, how does one become a trainer? I know that one can be an American, European, whatever...

019210: By the way (this is just between you and me, you don't have to lie), is the official building that big and...shiny?

019210: Or is it, like some rumors say, pretty cramped and a little run-down?

owen: Why do not just check this out?

owen: http://www.gold4rs.com/News-Detail.57f6f7b1-a194-4c92-aac9-0cf4483a72ee.html

019210: Oh...heh, thanks owen.

019210: You're more helpful than the average panda (hehe)

019210: Again, thanks. And have a reasonably nice day...


Two things, first of all, that panda joke was lame. Second, I am NOT advertising Gold4rs.

 

I'm willing to bet that those pictures really are Gold4RS. Its not like they are working from Africa.

 

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