Quotes of the day

Feel free to post on this thread daily of quotes you thought of, or used from someone else. You can use this as idea hunting, who knows, maybe the quote will apply to you somehow.

I'll start...

"The best way of hiding something, is by not hiding it."

 

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you"

PS your comma splice is killing me.

 

"If I can't teach you - life will show you."

 

"ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!"

Arthur's sister D.W.

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32pMZ_HXKAE

 

Playing it safe is the most popular way to fail.

 

"Wrap your willy before you get silly"

 

''The longer the explanation, the bigger the lie.''

 

"is mayonnaise an instrument?" Patrick Star Spongebob

 

I like that one! Definitely stealing that!

 

They are appropriate. You can feel free to prove me wrong.

 

When life give u lemons make lemonade


- not mine ik

 

I'm so using this in my next argument with somebody.

 

"Everything is not what it seems" - Selena Gomez

 

Whoops I said comma splice - I wasn't thinking right; I hadn't slept at all that night.

I retract my words, although the comma in your quote is still awkward.

 

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
-Albert Einstein

 

Yeah it is. :c

"If you have nothing to die for, you have nothing to live for."

 

You wanna fly, you got to give up the shit that weighs you down.

 

True perfection has to be imperfect, I know that that sounds foolish but it's true.

- Noel Gallagher, Oasis.

 

"Forever is nonexistent."

 

"It's not illegal if you don't get caught"
"You're not a criminal until you're convicted"