What’s the craziest scanner story on sythe

Title says it all Post your favourite scanner story/how far a scanner has gone if it’s proved to be true and gets me laughing I’ll give you a mystery prize that can be the following
1) Osrs gp from 1m-20m
2) A rare collected and aged wet fart
3) A SUPER RARE ORIGINAL wotc POkeMon card OR SUPER RARE Nintendo scratch card game un scratched for some of my fellow Nintendo collectors think of mike Tyson punch out for some old school members to remember(You pay for shipping!)

Rules for this contest the more details the better the more controversial the bigger the reward and if it’s just down right hilarious post that too!

 

@BOGLAGOLD

 

What happened with him?!?!? I remember seeing his name frequently years ago for scanning someone told me he was paying some ex staff off/were a part of all of it any truth to that rumor??

 

They took care of him. LETS JUST SAY HES SLEEPIN WITH THE FISH

 

When that day my uncle told me , "hey , want some candies? , i have them inside my room".
Little did i know , there was no candies inside..

 

Pretty sure you just didnt know what kind of candy it was

 

Haha love it

 

@StickTalk was an interesting one

We also found out from sources and links from approved places, the guy was a local sex offender/child stealer/old women molestor too. Shows you sometimes that life really is weird