How to get drunk the best?

I just turnd to an alcholic like on saturday and I just came into a lot of moonshine and gin. What are good drinks to mix them with??

Whats a good drink to start drinking regularly?
I dont wna like get a beer belly n stuff cuz i still wanna be asthetic af but I like being drunk. help pls?

 

3 parts turpentine, 1 part windex to neutralize the bad chemicals in the turpentine, 6 parts moonshine. Tastes like skittles and orange zest.

 

>obtain gasoline
>pour on self
>ignite
>partytyme

 

I drink Jameson regurally, it's a little more expensive than some whiskeys but goes well with anything. I prefer to drink it straight, just sip on it.

 

if you need to ask, you probably shouldn't drink

 

A couple shots of tequila will make you happy hahaha

 

I feel like i've seen another nano seal of approval somewhere before

 

lol yolo

 

You especially shouldn't drink shine if youre underage.

 

Capt Morgan, PBR, Orange Juice

or replace the Capt Morgan with Fireball

 

I like gin tonic, jägermeister shots or tequila to get terribly fucked up

 

nobody realise shawty is just trolling

 

im so serious lol

 

I just turnd to an alcholic

^ x)

 

Bleach is pretty popular these days.

Vodka is cheaper though.

 

the one and only shawty