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Lol 2nd story..
So my dad was rlly pissed at the people across the road cause their lawn is filled with weeds and they r spreading to ours, and if you lived where I live, the main road coming into the city is disgusting because dandelions ect.. So he calls 311, says hey, can you tell this guy to fuckin clean up his lawn a bit? The guy on the other line says, what does it look like, so my dad said.. Well it kinda looks like the city property. I have more but I'm on ipod
 
comon give me it, im poor as a fukin homeless boy, i go outside everyday as i start out the day, thinking of many excuses, and how to beg. I evenutally end up being hired as a soccerball for my school districts soccer game because they are too poor to affort a ball, but guess what, after the game is over, they don't pay me, they throw me in a garbage bag and put me away, i don't even get food. after i sneak out, i go to dinner with some hairless cats, they survive because they have special abilities and adaptations, but im human and i have no adaptations, i cant even grow fur anymore. why! I need fur, its cold outside. wait a second, ok, i got side tracked, yes i need to eat from cans and find a juicy bug or two. they end up tasting like fried mouses. however i do prefer stealing from other homeless people, like you know their hair, as the particles on the hair gives me the nutrients i need to survive, and its very interesting, but please give me, im really bad at begging but you must give please, give me that hat i have always wanted, so people down the street wont be able to see my greasy hair so i can get a girl one day and repopulate my neigbourhood!
 
first off if you dont pick my ill cry just like this guy =(
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if the embedding doesn't work heres the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee925OTFBCA

And heres a true story.
when i was 11 i was playing with a friend of mine, we decided it would be a good idea to write a funny letter to the american embassy that was just down the road. (i was living in nicaragua at that time, Bit of a crap hole so i was bored)
so we proceed to right the letter that went like this

Dear embassy
if you do not bring us 1,000,000,000 dollars at the graveyard by midnight say bye bye to your embassy!
assholes

now we thought they would take it as a joke but they took in extremely seriously, as soon as we slid the letter under the gate, a white van pulled out of the embassy and 6 armed police men steeped out and with the weapons aimed at us (two 11 year olds) needless to say i was shitting bricks, they removed our shoe lasses and tied our hands with them and handcuffs, they then pushed us into the back of the van and took us to some police station.... after that it was just boring interviewing but yea i nearly shat myself =)
 
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it says it all
 
My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other — so now it’s just a waiting game.
 
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