im bored & giving away guides.. LOL

soo yeh.. bubba fuzz, when ur online msg me for it cuz u wins

 

Memememememememee <333

 

Do you put out ?

 

I'll take your dick in my ass if thats what you mean.

 

no thanks

 

o me im cool

ill put your name in my sig so that people will see you and be like, "he did such a good thing for society" I wish I was like him. etc etc etc

 

Hmm, Ross rhymes with boss. I thinkk you might get it

+ tiger9110, I'll pay for that advertisement spot, $4 or the guide package

 

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Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review.
No problem.
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss.
Ok, so take us through a day in the life of, "The Boss".
Well the first thing I do is--

Talk to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct work-flow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micro-manage (like a boss)
Promote synergy (like a boss)

Hit on Deborah (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)

Harassment Lawsuit (like a boss)
No Promotion (like a boss)
5th of vodka (like a boss)
Shit on Deborah's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh fuck man, I can't fucking do it, shit!

Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on Deborah's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dude's dick (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own dick (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)

Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
Fuck his brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
Crash into the Sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)

Uh huh. So that's an... average day for you then.
No doubt.
You chop your balls off and die.
Hell yeah.
And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick?
Nope.
Actually, I'm pretty sure you did.
Nah, that ain't me.
OK, well this has been eye-opening for me.
I'm the boss.
Ya, I know, I got that. You said it about 400 times.
I'm the boss.
Ya, ya, I got it.
I'm the boss.
No, I heard you, see you later!
(like a boss)

 

mememe or i will have to unleash my ninja kitten army here is a sample of what they can do

 

mmm pm me good sir

 

Pm'd

Now back on topic .
Who should get it ?

 

MY BEST GUIDE SO FAR! 1m - 2.2m/HR! CONSISTENT AND ALL LEVEL FRIENDLY!

 

<3 u And Ive bought from you before. And you're mad k00l Y0

 

K, it's going by votes, if 3 ppl vote for you, it's yours .

 

am I cool?

 

how abouts me?

 

sexme?