Kfjjjdst's riddles:

[kfjjjdst]

Hey all, from now on I'll be posting riddles: I will be posting one each day, and the person to find out the most AS FIRST, in a week, will recieve a free pin OR $5 Paypal!
If there's a tie, I will add all winners to MSN and draw the winner with a number picked by the users with a random generator.

First riddle of week #1:


if a donkey says youre a donkey because he says he is you and you are
him but you say no, youre the donkey because im me and you are you and
the fox says, you guys are both fucktards, because im the donkey the
the donkey is you and you are a fox,
but the comes the panda who says you guys are all idiots because in
the reality he is the fox, the fox is the donkey, you are you and he is the panda
who are you?

Second riddle of week #1:
if 1+1 is 3, how much is 1+3?

You MUST also give a reasoning to why or your answer will not be counted as winner! GOOD LUCK ALL!

 

[lxRNGxl]

ANSWER: You
REASONING: Because the panda says so =P

 

[Kleenex]

I'm me.

It doesn't matter what someone says, I'm always going to be me.

 

[kfjjjdst]

I'm me.

It doesn't matter what someone says, I'm always going to be me.

ANSWER: You
REASONING: Because the panda says so =P

nop, theres an actual answer to the question.

 

[Angelmax]

I'm the panda, because the others contradict themselves.

 

[HamJam]

Your you because you're possibly high atm and don't know what your talking about?

 

[1234567ASDF]

IS the answer any answer?

Answering.

 

[kfjjjdst]

There is AN ACTUAL answer of WHO you are in this situation.

 

[Psywar1]

A mirror?

 

[Vi3]

The Donkey?

Becuase the Panda says the fox is the donkey as I was a fox.

 

[eric frank]

riddle 2
if 1+1 = 3 then how much is 1+3?
if 1+1 were to be 3 then 3 would = 1+1. which means...1+3 would = 1+1+1.
and if 1+1 is 3 then 1 = to 1.5
and if 1 is = to 1.5 and 3 is = to 1.5 x 2 then that mean the answer is 1.5 + 1.5 + 1.5. in otherwords 4.5....or in the riddls case it would = to 3 + 1.5



that was so fucked up :s

 

[Double D'z]

Im fkn losttttt

 

[kfjjjdst]

riddle 2
if 1+1 = 3 then how much is 1+3?
if 1+1 were to be 3 then 3 would = 1+1. which means...1+3 would = 1+1+1.
and if 1+1 is 3 then 1 = to 1.5
and if 1 is = to 1.5 and 3 is = to 1.5 x 2 then that mean the answer is 1.5 + 1.5 + 1.5. in otherwords 4.5....or in the riddls case it would = to 3 + 1.5



that was so fucked up :s

that's correct. But I eventually gave up with the riddles; As noone took them seriously.

 

[Blade]

You are ALL of them, you're imagining them, or mentally insane.
gf riddle.

 

[Fanta Grape]

For the first riddle
The person is you (a person)?
because at the beginning it says "if" but your still a person

I think thats right

 

[speedsage]

your water.

 

[Hot Ice]

lol, u got me bro =p good ones