Who can draw?

Seriously.
I'd make a request.

 

Im doing GCSE art, but im still pretty shocking at drawing.

 

i can draw dicks pretty well.

 

You would. When one sees such a vast amount of one thing daily they get the image stuck in their head, therefore being able to draw them pretty well.

 

TBH i only need to see my own dick to know what one looks like, you wouldn't understand.

 

Fortunately, I don't need a microscope if I want to view mine.

 

I can draw.

 

well you can't use a microscope on something thats non-existent.

EDIT: Who are you? Im sure i've never spoken to you before.

 

If it's non-existent then how is it possible that I'm doing your mom at this very second? Idk, I see a penis inside her vagina and the penis leads to my body so I don't really see how it could not exist.

-I'm some guy who has just recently become active since like 6 months.

 

Strap-ons are really real-looking these days, also the woman you think is my mother is rather your biological mother, you see your adopting parents have lied to you from day one, which makes the whole Father-sneaking-into-your-bed-at-night Even worse, because he wasn't actually your real father.

and hey, welcome back.

 

Even though who you think is my biological mother, you're still alright with the fact that's she's your actual mother who's been with you since day one who makes her more of your mother than mine by a long shot and yet you're still O.K. thinking that you're in fact adopted and I'm fucking her. Because the thing is that I'm not fucking my biological mother and yet you'd still accept the events I mentioned if they were to take place. Hmm. And the father part is just plain stupid, you didn't have to mention that, it just gave me the educated thought that you're in fact covering up the fact that you're father-sneaks-into-you're-bed-every-night due to your phycological issues that cause you to say the opposite to what has previously happened to you at people on forums. It's called trolling.

hey, looking to stay and be an active user for quite a long time.

 

Sarad0m1nz.

Fuck off oldfag.

 

Fuck off newfag postwhore that's bound to be banned anytime soon.

 

I can draw, what is it you would request?

 

I think you're getting the definition of newfag wrong. I'll just explain to you a couple of words that you should know in the english language.
New: Not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made.
Old: Having existed for a relatively long period of time than another.
Some few examples of the definition. I think you should have used a different word imo.
Btw it's called trolling and it's in the spam section. Do you not comprehend that and posted, ignorant of the possibility?

 

Hit something sensitive did we?

 

You'd like that wouldn't you. No, I prefer the spam forum to be the 1# place to exercise my vocabulary in a way that it may improve, in which case it would be beneficial if I continually posted like my previous posts despite them being not true. It's also rather entertaining. Reading people like you who take me seriously and in an attempt to spam/troll, fail miserably, with only I containing the knowledge that you did so.

 

Lol cool story bro.

 

Depends on what you're asking of.. but I am actually pretty skilled at art.

What do you need?