Just got a Girlfirend, so Goodbye Sythe, Its been awesome

All my IRC people wil know what I'm talking about,















































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lol everyone knows sythe.org is your only girlfriend.

 

Giddy, where the hell have you been?

 

When I was younger I was a total asshole.

I came up with an idea for the perfect "one-night stand".
Made up a fake background for myself, fake name, fake story, job, etc etc.

Purchased a $20 trackphone with cash, activated it with the fake name.

Picked up a really nice outfit to help collaborate my made up story.

Drove across the state line to a town that was about 30 miles from where I lived.

Went to the Bar, picked up the first big titted cute farm gal I saw. Fed her my bullshit story, she bought it. Thought I was a business man, in town on his way to a meeting in another nearby city. Gave her my trac number, fake YIM ID, etc etc.

Went to her house, fucked her, came in her. Left after she passed out.

Talked with her on YIM, 5 weeks later she says she's pregnant. I tell her "that's tough luck". Sign out.

She calls my trackphone in a panic. I laugh at her and drop the bomb...."Everything I told you about myself is fake, have fun with being a single mom, slut".

Hang up, throw away track phone, delete fake YIM account.

Haven't heard from her in 8 years. I live on the other side of the country now.

Lurk on her FB page occasionally. Kid looks like me LOL.
TL;DR

-Lie to woman
-Fuck woman
-Knock woman up
-Laugh in woman's face
-No consequence

feelsgoodman

 

That story made me cry, was touching.

 

Wow, Giddy. That's quite sad story.

 

.....Dad?

 

So you're finally admitting you're homosexual?
<3

 

Is that story furreal Giddy?

*runs off to find Sacro for confirmation*

 

to gain necessary knowledge. now you're all set to go

 

Cool story bro.

 

Sounds like something my husband would do. You're so cute, Giddy.

 

Hahahaha.

Love it.

Well, welcome back.

OT: FireZ, you should stop being set to Away on MSN.

 

Why do you keep on saying you have a husband?

 

i thought u were a girl cuz ur avatar and sig has a girl in it and it looks like the same girl so i thought it was you why would you do something like that

 

Giddy just stole FireZ spot light with that story

 

Are you asking why I keep saying it, or are you implying said husband does not exist?

Obviously if it comes to mind, I'm not going to say "Sounds like something (insert husband's name here) would say"...That's a little weird and nobody would know who I'm talking about.

 

So you could drive and pass as a businessman when you were 12? What a slut.

 

Giddy. ahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah

Scottay says hes your son.

 

Your husby cheats? Then I have a proposal to make...