Joke Competition!!!(post your jokes here)

[beast 217]

My joke is: your mama is so fat, she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck!

Lol there are better ones on my forum...

 

[jd 365]

So a guy walks into a bar, he tells the waitor "I want 1 beer please" the waitor asks his IQ and the guy says 150, so the waitor starts asking difficult questions about nuclear science. The guy goes out of the barn and decideds to go back in, the waitor sees him and he asks for another beer, the waitor then asks "whats your iq" the guy wanting to see if he has more responses for diffrent IQ's tells the waitor. "I had an IQ of 100, the waitor then starts asking simple questions like talking about multiplication and biology. A third time he goes out and comes in the bar and a third time he trys to get a diffrent response. The waitor pures him a beer like always and asks "What is your IQ" the guy then says "60" the waitor bends over quietly twords the guy and asks "you didnt vote for George W Bush did you?

 

[Hylux]

So a guy walks into a bar, he tells the waitor "I want 1 beer please" the waitor asks his IQ and the guy says 150, so the waitor starts asking difficult questions about nuclear science. The guy goes out of the barn and decideds to go back in, the waitor sees him and he asks for another beer, the waitor then asks "whats your iq" the guy wanting to see if he has more responses for diffrent IQ's tells the waitor. "I had an IQ of 100, the waitor then starts asking simple questions like talking about multiplication and biology. A third time he goes out and comes in the bar and a third time he trys to get a diffrent response. The waitor pures him a beer like always and asks "What is your IQ" the guy then says "60" the waitor bends over quietly twords the guy and asks "you didnt vote for George W Bush did you?

lol... But I don't quite get it...?

 

[OldFinn]

Your joke was so appalling that I actually had to post here and tell you so.

 

[Zypur]

You all lose in General Discussion. Try the spam forum.