It looks like..

[sheymyster]

Lol, I hear where your coming from Dieze. I have thought of every possible way to make money with this update I think. I might as well have a damn playbook for this stuff.

I have a few ideas for luring, some not even involving wilde and some involving people already freely in wilde, but won't disclose anything further on that, LOL. Also, pking is an instant win, Got a maxxed AGS pure, 99 str, range, hp, mage, 75 att, and 1 def. And that new bow will only make em stronger, LOL ty jagex! And as far as staking goes, that new armor (don't care how much it is) will look mighty nice on the defense staker im building currently. Not to mention most of my money is in pking supplies right now, and my main has been no-lifing (botting) green drags for like 4 days now, selling hides, banking those d bones baby! To all those guys, (you included I guess, LOL) who plan to buy turmoil after FT comes out, ty in advance for your contribution to the make-me-rich fund!

All-in-all, update is looking nice, the weather is clear, I won the coin toss, and now I just have to sit back and wait for the game to start, hell Ima just open the champagne now. LOL

 

[hey guys]

I cant wait for my pure to be done RAWR 130k to go!

 

[sayntixyo]

Let's hope so. Shits going down, if they aren't gonna put it back in, with so many votes.

 

[firearrow223]

yea, there just trying to please everyone and its really backfiring on them, hope they just fold and stop trying to milk every advertising cent out of this, they have made enough now give us the update so we can stop talking about this and own some noobs. Outline of Jagex thought-process below:


Jagex: ok, so who wants the wilde back?
Us: EVERYONE!!!!!

Jagex: well, you will have to prove it, and maybe even 1 million votes will be enough! *hehehe that will scare them*
Us: BAM! 1.2 million votes in less than 30 hours

Jagex: shit, erm, well they passed 1 million guys, lets do another poll, this time they have to log in, that will slow them down! wait, not a poll, we gotta call it something else so they won't realize we screwed up!
*goes to computer*......*opens microsoft word*....*types word "poll"*........*right clicks word "poll"*..........*scrolls down to synonyms*............WE SHALL CALL IT A REFERENDUM!!!!
Us: BAM! 500k votes! all logged in, 90% YES

Jagex: Well guys, nice votes but not nearly enough, I mean its only half a mil!, gonna need more, tell all your friends to visit our page so we get payed, erm I mean vote.
Us: stop hiding the vote you scam artists! you know we want it back!

Jagex: guys, I don't think showing vote on homepage will really make a difference, I mean look I will type in the code and just do it right now and prove you wrong.....*puts ad on homepage*.....see told you it wouldn't WHOA!!!!
Us: yea......advertising the vote makes more players notice it and vote? no way!

I lol'd so freakin hard...lol

 

[guruthechampy]

Someone needs to ask mod mmg if he will start updating the wild and free trade when we have over a million votes!

 

Lol, I hear where your coming from Dieze. I have thought of every possible way to make money with this update I think. I might as well have a damn playbook for this stuff.

I have a few ideas for luring, some not even involving wilde and some involving people already freely in wilde, but won't disclose anything further on that, LOL. Also, pking is an instant win, Got a maxxed AGS pure, 99 str, range, hp, mage, 75 att, and 1 def. And that new bow will only make em stronger, LOL ty jagex! And as far as staking goes, that new armor (don't care how much it is) will look mighty nice on the defense staker im building currently. Not to mention most of my money is in pking supplies right now, and my main has been no-lifing (botting) green drags for like 4 days now, selling hides, banking those d bones baby! To all those guys, (you included I guess, LOL) who plan to buy turmoil after FT comes out, ty in advance for your contribution to the make-me-rich fund!

All-in-all, update is looking nice, the weather is clear, I won the coin toss, and now I just have to sit back and wait for the game to start, hell Ima just open the champagne now. LOL

House luring? Put stuff on table kick/ dungeon lures?

cant wait for the update!

 

[sheymyster]

hehehe, good guesses dieze, but I don't think I've ever trained construction over 40 or 50 on any account, so unless being in my little shack of a house has some magical effect making people feel an urge to trade me there valuables, Wont be using my house to lure. Although I might throw a little shin-dig there afterwards if I get a good loot or something, what kind of chips do you like?

 

[cro69]

haha i loled...but i want it back so bad, if they dont give it back now they will lose so many players

 

[AutoScripter]

hahaha, phase 3?

Phase 3:

---blood sample
---background search
---verbal exam
---holy grail

Roflmao

 

[silentknifez]

Haha at sheymaster. Best post ever.and how long did it take you to make that ?

 

[sheymyster]

Haha, idk man I just downed a NOS right before and was feeling extra sarcastic/narcissistic, so I just typed it up really fast, kind of like word vomit but it turned out funny and not akward like word vomit usually turns out.

As for staying On-Topic, 750k yesterday, 800k last night, almost 850k now..........look like we will be at 1 million in two days max, GF Jagex. Just give us our damned update, I'm tired of all of these useless "unreachable" goals that we keep getting in a few days time. All of these underestimations are offensive and so is your idea that we don't know your milking every last cent out of this update. It's sad to see that you would utilize such controversial topic so much. I mean at first, I defended Jagex til the end, saying that nobody could pass up free money and that it was fair to make a quick buck off of this before they gave us players a huge gift!

But seriously stop beating this dead horse, just send it to Elmer's inc. and lets get on with our lives.

 

[kayosman]

Jagex:*goes to computer*......*opens microsoft word*....*types word "poll"*........*right clicks word "poll"*..........*scrolls down to synonyms*............WE SHALL CALL IT A REFERENDUM!!!!

Lol'd at this. Yeah, I can't wait for the free trade, but seriously who are all these people that have just voted? I voted all my accounts ages ago.

 

[sheymyster]

well it had pretty much leveled out to just new accounts people were spam creating and the few who hadn't noticed yet, but the recent spike in votes is almost guaranteed to have resulted from the poll advertisement being placed on the front page of Runescape. Just as most of us could have predicted, getting the poll out there for all active players to see resulted in more votes, LOL.

 

[Spurdo]

i rly hope wildy and free trade comes