is it normal to jerk off

[Tacs]

i choke my bird everyday....the moment i wake up i choke her, when im in the shower 10 mins after i wake up and before i go to work (20 mins after i shower), then i jerk her at lunch at work 12 pm, then at 5 pm when i get home i choke her, then i choke her in the shower before bed then i choke her before i go to bed. is this normal

 

[Grafix]

nice i havent jerked in my life because i use my blow up doll to do it for me :/

 

[Tacs]

-________-

 

[Simaa]

i choke my bird everyday....the moment i wake up i choke her, when im in the shower 10 mins after i wake up and before i go to work (20 mins after i shower), then i jerk her at lunch at work 12 pm, then at 5 pm when i get home i choke her, then i choke her in the shower before bed then i choke her before i go to bed. is this normal

Yes it's normal are you retarded ( You do it excessively so not really )

nice i havent jerked in my life because i use my blow up doll to do it for me :/

That's pretty pathetic bro

 

[lacuna]

LMAO, this is a great thread...

 

[Tacs]

is it normal to stroke the bird a lot like me..i just feel like i have too....my chicken needs a good stroke everyday at least 5 times..or i cant feel good about my bird

 

[Simaa]

is it normal to stroke the bird a lot like me..i just feel like i have too....my chicken needs a good stroke everyday at least 5 times..or i cant feel good about my bird

You're a huge faggot fyi

 

[Darkgroove]

is it normal to stroke the bird a lot like me..i just feel like i have too....my chicken needs a good stroke everyday at least 5 times..or i cant feel good about my bird

B-B-Bird bird bird, THE BIRD IS THE WORD!

 

[Straggler]

I'd say that's a bit excessive. And just to let you know the word "penis" is not censored on this site.

 

[DropKick Murphys]

op has hairy palms

 

[Grafix]

tbh i dont like calling my part a bird i call it secret agent 6in

Fyi it's a wrestling doll that blows up i got it when i was 8 but i cut a hole in iuts mouth but i only use it for speical occaisons

 

[D M S Rawrs]

That's a bit too excessive.


So much spam on this thread..

 

[ownage overdose]

op has hairy palms

lol.

Yeah wanking is normal but man, I think you should cut down.
Think of it like this. Your having a go 5 times a day, everyday. Thats 35 times a week.
Instead of having 5 quick ones how about having 2 long satisfying ones.
All your doing is teaching yourself to bring yourself to orgasm quickly and at 35 times a week, i'd say you'd be pretty pro at playing who can cum the quickest. When you start having sex, you will regret your 5 a days. Your girl won't be happy either.

 

[Darthatron]

You should definitely not be showering two times per day. It is a complete waste of water, unless you have a water tank?

 

[Johnt2]

Wow relax buddy, get a damn girlfriend. Wow...

 

[Swan]

 

[Classic Runescaper]

LMAO, this is a great thread...

Ha I Agree! BEAT YA MEAT(AH)! LMAO

 

[T.G.I.Friday]

nice i havent jerked in my life because i use my blow up doll to do it for me :/

Every MAN jerked off once in his lifetime/
Do you have Sperm?
How do you know...
Stop lying. Pathetic.

And Why do you beat off so many times a Day.
That's to much.
You need a Hobby.
Anyways Yes it is Normal.
It Actually relieves stress >.>

 

[MegaMatt]

ffs kids