Imagine's pickup-lines

[Schismatic]

> Nice shoes
> Wanna fuck?
> ???
> profit

: -) XD

 

[Austintheman]

Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
then u wanna fuck?

good 1 i just thought of pls add

 

[Austintheman]

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
and fuck?

     

 

[Austintheman]

Can I have directions? [To where?] To your anus

          

 

[Austintheman]

If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
wanna fuck?

     

 

[Imagine]

support

 

[Austintheman]

I was wondering if you had an extra heart; mine seems to have been stolen
wanna fuck?

     

 

[Austintheman]

There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
wanna fuck?

     

 

[Austintheman]

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
wanna fuck?