Congratz man. If I could, I'd send you a cigar.
congrats dude
btw, how old are you?
Congrats! Was it planned?
Congrats. Expecting a boy or a girl? How many kids do you want? Also, would you prefer twins?
Congratulations! How old are you? Was it planned?
And you don't tell me?!?!?!?! Jerk. But, congratulations!

