try some heroin pl0x
24 ejaculations.
Perferably the cause would be a vagina and not my hand lol.
Eat as many Domino's Lava Cakes as humanly possible.
Then spend the rest of my day on the toilet getting rid of all that junk.
Awful bands aside, max credit cards, break a whole load of shit, blow things up, fuck 100x prostitutes. All fun things, and then start the risky. Rob a bank, rob jewelry store, etc. Whatever works, give cash in secret to famry and friend. Whenever caught, OD and go out on the best trip NA.
Fuck.

