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  1. Unread #1 - Oct 2, 2010 at 5:44 PM
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  3. Unread #2 - Oct 2, 2010 at 6:01 PM
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    If Jesus were a car...
    That car doesn't exist.
     
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  5. Unread #3 - Oct 2, 2010 at 6:10 PM
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    If Jesus were a car...
    Lol the wheels are like bigger then the car :p
     
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  7. Unread #4 - Oct 2, 2010 at 6:12 PM
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    If Jesus were a car...
    Neither does god.
     
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  9. Unread #5 - Oct 2, 2010 at 6:21 PM
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    If Jesus were a car...
    Jet Powered :)
     
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  11. Unread #6 - Oct 2, 2010 at 6:25 PM
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    If Jesus were a car...
    ..then I'd be a bomb.
     
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  13. Unread #7 - Oct 2, 2010 at 6:56 PM
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    If Jesus were a car...
    I'd be the car-bomb..
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    And yes, the new Jag is very sexy.
     
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  15. Unread #8 - Oct 2, 2010 at 8:18 PM
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    If Jesus were a car...
    Only $135,000 ?
     
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  17. Unread #9 - Oct 2, 2010 at 8:36 PM
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    If Jesus were a car...
    Well in that case, I'll take two.
     
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  19. Unread #10 - Oct 2, 2010 at 8:55 PM
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    If Jesus were a car...
    I told the Valet to put it in the fucking garage, and then he goes and takes it to a motor show.
     
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  21. Unread #11 - Oct 2, 2010 at 9:58 PM
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    Jesus is jet powered. Sexy.
     
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  23. Unread #12 - Oct 3, 2010 at 12:00 AM
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  25. Unread #13 - Oct 3, 2010 at 1:06 AM
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    If Jesus were a car...
    wow jesus must be so sexy
     
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  27. Unread #14 - Oct 3, 2010 at 1:50 AM
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    If Jesus were a car...
    insta-bona
     
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  29. Unread #15 - Oct 3, 2010 at 6:33 AM
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    If Jesus were a car...
    cream
     
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  31. Unread #16 - Oct 3, 2010 at 6:55 AM
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    If Jesus were a car...
    That's the point of his post ;)
     
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  33. Unread #17 - Oct 3, 2010 at 7:18 AM
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    If Jesus were a car...
    If he were a car i think he'd be like the Flintstones car. Remember he only owned sandals lol.
     
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