Honestly, I don't this as an attack but:
Idk how you can progress in life if you'd rather bump a post for 2 weeks whilst shrugging off advice from seasoned users, rather than just sucking it up and realising that sometimes you have to deal with people you'd rather not // pay for labour. This is an extremely inefficient and unorthodox way to get a donation done. You are literally talking down the only people that can help you in this situation. Once you are a $5 donor, you can donate straight via paypal.