Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low...

My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.

 

Old story is very fucking old.

 

Lol bugger that.

 

soo old..but still dont get it.

 

I fucking tried to help a kid for an hour when he posted this.

 

My mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale. She heard about a underwater weighing test from my doctor last year and she wanted to give it a try to both, myself and my sister.

She called the doctor and wanted to schedule an appointment for my sister and I and today was the only day they could get us in. So my mom told both of us you don't need to take a shower if you don't want to(since I got up at 12pm and she got up at 12:30p.m.)

It goes on from there with the underwater weighing at the doctor's office.

 

Did your sister look hot all wet?

 

It's widespread copypasta, but I don't get the joke.

 

Slap your mom in the face and tell her a scale works just fine.

 

Explain I do not understand

 

I don't get it either.

 

i remember this copypasta

 

wha? id get it.

 

lol all the newfags hahaha

 

hahahah asad

 

bitch geton irc now

 

You aren't even on IRC ngr.

Or if you are, what server? D:

 

Yur mom still smellin' your cock you sick fuck?

 

Get it nao?

 

not really