Joke I made up

Tell me if you think its good.

Ok theres this pregnant lady, and shes in a bank. Moments later a robber walks into the bank and pulls a gun out. In a shootout with the police, the woman was shot 3 times in the stomach. 2 months later, miraculously, she birthed tripletts, two girls, and a boy. 7 years later, one of the little girls goes up to her mother and said "mommy mommy, i peed a bullet!", so her mother explained the situation to her daughter, and told her not to tell her brother and sister. Two weeks later the other sister runs up to her mother screaming "mommy mommy I peed a bullet". The mother comforted her and told her how it happened, and promted her not to tell her brother. Three weeks later the mother hears a whimper coming from her only sons room. Moments later the boy comes running frantically out of the room. The mother yells "what is it?". With a ghastly look on his face, the boy says, "I was masturbating and I shot the dog!"

 

Pretty good, but a 7 year old masturbating? That is some hardcore shit right there...

 

Yeah thats a joke for you, would you rather hear about magic lamps with geenies.

 

penisnigeria

 

Come up with a better one by yourself and that will have some legitimacy.

 

vaginachina

 

I could've sworn that I've heard that before, but I can't figure out where, lol.

 

lets play a game.... SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I SAW YOUR WEINER OFF WITH A TOOTHBRUSH MADE IN ENGLAND.