I Think Im Going to Turn into a Female....

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I Think Im Going to Turn into a Female....
  1. Unread #1 - Jan 2, 2012 at 3:14 AM
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    I Think Im Going to Turn into a Female....

    so heres the story: i was hungry and i saw a LUNA BAR sitting on the kitchen counter at my friends house. I picked it up and ate like 3/4 of the bar and stopped because my friend came into the room and caught me eating it. He said it was for his mom and that luna bars ONLY are for women. He then told me that I was going to get female hormones and turn into one. I even researched and luna is in fact just for women. Guys, what should I do? I dont want to turn into a women or grow breasts or anything! Please help, i need your advice!!!!!


    heres some research ive done so far:

    "The bars are designed to meet the nutritional needs of women, and were the first nutrition bar to target a female audience."
    "They are designed to satisfy women’s in-between meals snack cravings, with a total of 80 calories."
    "They’re for women because they’re fortified with nutrients females typically need more of, or sometimes have a hard time getting in their diets. These include folic acid, calcium, iron, B vitamins, and fiber. "
     
  3. Unread #2 - Jan 2, 2012 at 3:16 AM
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    I Think Im Going to Turn into a Female....

    Is this a troll? You're not gonna just turn into a women and have different body parts over night. Don't worry about it...
     
  5. Unread #3 - Jan 2, 2012 at 3:25 AM
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    I Think Im Going to Turn into a Female....

    Not sure if you're trolling, but if you're actually worried about this there's no need to. Your hormones wont be affected at all, and neither will the look of your body, you're going to be 100% absolutely fine.
     
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    I Think Im Going to Turn into a Female....

    from the site, "The bars are designed to meet the nutritional needs of women, and were the first nutrition bar to target a female audience."


    so basically im screwed.......
     
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    I Think Im Going to Turn into a Female....

    You're not screwed, they're made for women, it does NOT mean you're going to change into a female or have any hormonal changes. If you're that concerned call the Luna Bars company yourself and ask them.
     
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    I Think Im Going to Turn into a Female....

    It's designed to provide the vitamins and minerals needed to sustain a women's body. Many of these are the same things needed for a man's body. Even if you eat 100 of these things, you're not going to gain any feminine features, though you might gain a little weight if you eat that many.

    You gave me a laugh though kid, take care.
     
  13. Unread #7 - Jan 2, 2012 at 6:28 AM
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    I Think Im Going to Turn into a Female....

    thanks for the feedback guys. im still not a 100% convinced that Ill be okay, but i will definitely be sticking to eating only power bars or cliff bars from now on.
     
  15. Unread #8 - Jan 2, 2012 at 9:30 AM
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    I Think Im Going to Turn into a Female....

    Don't worry, you wont turn into a female thats just ridiculous. The bars are made to provide the needed vitamins for females. Those are not made to turn any male into female within seconds. Calm down you will leave it in a toilet anyways.
     
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    I Think Im Going to Turn into a Female....

    Your not turning into a girl.
     
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