I scared myself shitless... I mean..

[Bring Me The Horizon]

So i got so scared today.. I took a shit this morning and i had this like orange liquid come out... Pretty gross huh? Well it was like an oil that floated to the surface that looked like cooking oil or balsamic vinegar that you'd pour in water. So while i'm on the toilet i texted KGB (basically, ask.com for your phone) and it says it could be from eating alot of fish, or maybe pancreatic cancer. So now i'm scared.

Little did i know the orange fish i ate the night before is infamous for doing what happened to me. It's Orange Roughy Fish, and it's loaded with oil. I had about 4-5 pieces of it the night before.

So basically i scared the shit out of myself... literally.. and for nothing.

Tell me about your scary moments.

 

[juvenilepunk]

You didn't think it was the fish instantly....?

 

[The Riddler_]

Wow, that is random as fuck...And you probably should have put this in the Spam Forum.

I don't eat fish, so I doubt i'll have that happen to me.

 

[tofurocks]

I get scared when I think that I have lost things.
Like pokemon cards.
I do not really have anything to be scared about.

 

[Greggy]

With diabetes I get pretty scared and paranoid each time I have a bad symptom.

 

[maisy576]

lol thats random as shit

 

[Bring Me The Horizon]

I get scared when I think that I have lost things.
Like pokemon cards.
I do not really have anything to be scared about.

I lost my fucking blue eyes white dragon and cried.. Does that count?

 

Yikes. I would have thought it was some sort cancer right away as I know peeing (very) dark urine is one of the signs... Poop would probably follow the same idea.

With diabetes I get pretty scared and paranoid each time I have a bad symptom.

I fear getting diabetes so much. D:

 

[JulianMariano]

lol niceee. I pissed blood once. Not going any further into that one though...

 

[Guineapigcal]

Shitting oil-like substances is just a sign either your pancreatic juices or bile haven't completed their emulsifying and breaking down. Possibly your body failed to absorb the fat. Anyway, I'd really doubt it was any form of cancer. It probably passed through to quickly as well. Digestion of normal feces can take up to 24 hours. Feces is drained of its moisture before you shit it so I guess it was a little.. you know. When you shit blood you should start to get worried!

 

[stefan12]

omg grooose

 

[ßbôy ™]

was it only that one time ? or has it happend to you before ? what kind of fish was it ? i'd be interested on looking it up