[Food] Doritos Loaded - Cool Ranch Review

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[Food] Doritos Loaded - Cool Ranch Review
  1. Unread #1 - Jan 11, 2017 at 9:55 AM
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    [Food] Doritos Loaded - Cool Ranch Review

    I forgot to take a picture of the box so I stole a picture temporarily. Really interesting review coming on January 26, 2017, FYI.

    Price paid: $4.99 for a box of 16 (nacho / spicy are still at $2 for a box of 16).

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    So despite leaving these in for the upper limit of 9-10 minutes, almost all of the cheese came out. It may look like a decent amount, but that was essentially all of the cheese. Not nearly enough as the spicy ones which I had a few boxes.. The breading also seemed thicker and the product was really dry. Basically, think of the vagina of girls you talk to. Yeah. That dry.

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    The smell, though. Ranch frozen products always smell good... and these tasted good too! The 1-2 Doritos that had a good amount of cheese to breading ratio were good. Maybe i had a bad batch and/or have to adjust my cooking time idk but it is an interesting junk food item nonetheless.

    Edit: 2/5. Upsetting, but pretty great potential. Probably a bad batch. Keep water handy.
    Formerly rated this high 3/5 thinking I got a bad batch or I cooked them wrong. I did not. Spicy Doritos Loaded still good though.

    I'd get these again if they were sold for $2. I think $4.99 is steep.

    Okay I paid attention to none of what I just typed. I hope I made sense... peace!
     
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  3. Unread #2 - Jan 11, 2017 at 10:02 AM
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    Good -.-
     
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    I dont talk to girls.
     
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    I love cheese stuffed products. I'll keep an eye out for these and see if i can snag a pack.
     
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    Where the heck do u find these things? They don't have those in my supermarket =[
     
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    [Food] Doritos Loaded - Cool Ranch Review

    These literally just came out so you should check again ;). Walmart has been getting rid of the regular + spicy ones but yeah Walmart is your best bet for new products usually.


    Anyone who gets this, bake it for the 9 minutes or honestly maybe 8 minutes and check on it. I've had a few of these since they were on sale and they are best if you cook them until right before one is about to explode.
     
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    good
     
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    No Walmart in NYC :(
     
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    Those look like they immediately exit your anal cavity upon consumption.
     
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    haha rawr :3
     
  23. Unread #12 - Jan 12, 2017 at 8:23 AM
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    Okay bit too far there....
     
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    haha same, I had the jalapeno and cheese version maybe 2 years ago? I gagged.
     
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    [Food] Doritos Loaded - Cool Ranch Review

    Did you overcook them like in the pictures above? If the cheese comes out they are bad.

    Or did you get them when they were at 7/11 or BK?
     
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    I picked it up at walmart but yeah they leaked all over. I cooked half the box and then they sat in the freezer for close to a year. Freezer burnt to hell wasn't safe after that.
     
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    They taste muchhh better if you cook them for less time but I kinda forgot about that. Cheese comes out => bad Ritos Loaded.
     
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    I just bought these and cooked them. I think they're delicious. Yeah, $5 for a box is definitely steep, but I loved them.
     
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    The food looks for fat americans.
     
  37. Unread #19 - Jan 29, 2017 at 6:23 PM
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    Oooh maybe I got a bad box... all I know is that I'm never getting this flavor again in particular.
     
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    [Food] Doritos Loaded - Cool Ranch Review

    meh i just bought a couple more boxes of the ranch. they're pretty good, key is to actually watch them and not over cook. i cooked them in a toaster oven and they seemed to cook well
     
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