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  1. THEonlyWc3r

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    im only 13 and i hang out my girlfriends house a lot and her mom is probly 26 shes fucken hot she her him at 16. well one day i was watching tv waiting for her to get home and she said she wouldnt be home for a few hours. after a little while it got quiet and i heard her mom screamin. i went to see what was wrong and she was in her bedroom using a vibrator she saw me open the door and she told me to come in. i felt really uncomfy she got up totally naked walked over to me grabbed my hand and brought me to the bed. she took my pants off and put a condom on me. she asked me if ive ever done this before and i said no. after that she said okay ill take it slow for u. we went all the way

    I lost my virginity to my girlfriends mom. ive got no idea what to say or do. what if she breaks up with me if she finds out. im scared. but it felt amazing
     
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    It was your girlfriends dad.
     
  3. THEonlyWc3r

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    no it was her mom
     
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    More weird sex stories?

    -1
     
  5. THEonlyWc3r

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    theres others?
     
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    Don't ruin a good thing.
     
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    Horrible rip off,
    epic fail my friend!
     
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    AWESOME!!!...not
     
  10. Ja Mon

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    Yummy! Copy Pasta!
     
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    Don't try to be like Vlad. You suck donkey dick.
     
  12. MegaMatt

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    This is serious im not kidding

    i just came reading it
     
  13. MegaMatt

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    vlad is just being like all the other /b/tards
     
  14. Ja Mon

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    Don't be makin' fun of /b/tards... I'm not a /b/tard, but /b/ is always a good place to waste time....
     
  15. MegaMatt

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    yes, /b/ is great, hes just claiming that vlad is original
     
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    "This is serious im not kidding"

    Roflmao.
     
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    You suck!!!!!
     
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    Copypasta.
     
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