I have finally found one.

You hear people talking about some dumb ass in every high school, EVERY highs school that thinks he's a l33t hackx0rz, and says so?
I never did, until now, Sophomore year.

This kid, I'll call him "Fanny".

Fanny told me he is going to send me a virus that I don't have to even download to get it.

So i say ok w/e, write my email, and my IP down on a piece of paper hand it to him and say do your worst.

Fanny try's to send me a VB6 keylogger.
I take one look at it and say.

"Fail."

And get a good laugh.

So he is at school the next day and tells everyone he downloaded and sent me a "Critical level trojan virus".

I write down my ports, ip email again, give it to him, say do your worst.
I find that he is actually using an outdated program with a huge ass problem: it elts him in my computer, but also let's me in his.
ROFL.


Turns out he followed a tut from like 2003.
So I let him do it again on purpose, and find his cookies and decode some hash with a nifty little tool, and find his passwords.
I went into firefox saved passwords list to, and copied them all.


I printed them out and gave them to him at school and said.
"These were your passwords yesterday.
Today they are all: 'Yougotownedyouretard' "

He STILL says he is a black hat, he has hacked my computer, blah blah, I find it quite funny.

Sigh...I have a batch file waiting for him next time to add in his startuop folder.

Code:

@echo off
C:/WINDOWS/System32/logoff.exe

So when he tries to log in it will automatically log him off rofl.

I really want to kick his balls in though.
:/

 

nice we actually have some kids who are serious hackers

 

At my school, I'm probably the most knowledgeable when it comes to "hacking", and I don't even do much, nothing that great.

 

I've come across situations like this myself. I don't flaunt my knowledge at school about computers (mostly learned from sythe and other sites). Some kid in my grade was going around talking about how he could hack msn's. I got fed up and said "Hack mine then". Of course he couldn't do it, so he says a few days after "I bet you can't hack mine either!".

Well, i figured out an easy way to get his. I just use a type of bruteforer my friend filled me in on. It ended up being his dogs name ( I dont know why i didn't think of it before). Just thought i'd share.

 

lol and owned horribly

 

Well isn't that something. But since you want to kick the kid in the balls so badly, why don't you?

 

i laughed a little bit when i read this but there are always going to be the people who say they are all that great but they can't do anything like they say they can. but then there is the people who can the people who scare me...

 

there are serious hackers out there... but fanny's just hilarious XD

 

Seriously, I think you owned him more than he owned you.

 

LOL thanks for the laugh dude, hes just trying to show off something he doesnt know how to use

 

Yeh there is. A boy at my skool got expelled for that lmao.

 

You know more then me. Goodjob owning him.!!

 

Don't you love revenge?

 

Don't there are people in my school that do that. Maybe 1 that i don't know off but there are a lot of gamers.

 

lol nice, btw some guy at my skwl rekons he is a mad hacker says he has hacked nassa and the pentagon 5time each lol

 

That's hilarious xD
You heard of NoManchesPuto?
(From another forum)
He has a variable brute forcer that's insane, thousands of variables tested in a second.

He could take a lot of MSN accounts if he felt like it

Yeah, at least I didn't steal anything.
I'm not like that, but he thought I was so it scared him pretty bad.

Because the balls is a cheap shot, a last resort, I'd rather humiliate him mentally than physically.

I have kicked him before, but ball-shots are cheap acts of a desperate person.
I've only resorted to that ONCE.



Dude was sitting on my legs.
It hurt like hell considering he was like a hippo.

Yes, the people that can truly do that I try to avoid altogether because most of them that aren't whitehats get pissed pretty easily.

Yeah, he is pretty funny to listen to the first couple of times.
The last 200 times were annoying and he wont stop following me now.

xD

I almost got expelled for making a fake school website with me having straight A's, it was only a copy of it so I don't know why I got in trouble.

not like I tried to change the real one...

I didn't do to much.

It was funny, but would have been better if I added that batchfile then, but I didn't feel like hearing him whine about somehow his computer keeps logging him off every time he tries to log in.

I'm sorry, what?

I love people like that.

My slogan for them.
"Wannabes - my antidrug."

 

At my school, Hacking is when you can get on Myspace because it's blocked on our computers at school.... hahahaha

 

cool story brah

 

Pretty cool lol, I would've put:

Code:

@echo off
shutdown -s -f -t 30 -c "Fuck you, cruZr for life!!!"

That would do good in his startup

 

Ha ha. Nice. That is a 1337 skill.