i found this....

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hey guys like my name is joshua (my noob friends call me josh but joshua is cooler cuz its longer) and i like to eat lots of food and stuff so im not fat i just like to eat and i like eating cuz if i didnt eat i would be too thin but im not saying im too fat its just that nvm
so anyways my gf came over shes like 10 so shes rly hot and stuff
her name is gabby but i just call her gf cuz its cool and well a few days ago this rly scary thign happened i was like ohhh my godddd and anyways i was playing pokamon or power rangers idk i think it was power rangers the mystic dino force edition5 and it was like so cool i get to fight the epic dinoman saur so it was fun
so then we just chillaxin doin nothin bad and we chillin like cool peoplez and like im so cool and then she said
do it and i said wat do u mean and she said i want u inside me i said is that a type of cereal and she said no i mean u put ur big man weiner inside my vajayjay and then im like wats a vajayjay then she unzips and pulls down pants and says u see now u beast and i do wt she says cuz she is hawt and stuff
then see i see her thing is like a scary monster i see under my bed i got rly scared i was like ahhhhhh and she tells me to pet it im like WHAAAAAAATTTT~~!!@? she then says ok fine just put weiner inside i was like no and she pull my pant down and pulled so hard it could have come off ouch! so then she put it in the monster!! im like NO O ON ZN ZONO!and she says calm down i say NOOO! I NO CALM DOWN! shesay thrust and big words! im rly scared ahh!@ the monster is eating my man thing!@# finally i get weird feeling and i tell her STOP she says what and i say i got weird feeling she says get on my face then she starts petting it and whiet stuff comes out!@ help pleease!@ BAD IRL EXPERIENCE!!!!

 

i actually read all of that -.-'

 

same.

 

Why did I just read that? And more importantly, why did I just get hard reading that?

 

tl;dr

 

Lol Rushie! Rofl Same Here Hahahaha!

 

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