I got caught jerking...

Title says all here's story:

About 30 mins ago my parents said they were going out. So as soon as I heard the door shut I started making a pocket pussy out of a jar.. I put 2 sponges and a glove type thing in it and some lube and it feels pretty real. Well I went into another room (leaving the kitchen cabinets open and jar lid on counter) and put it in the sofa cushions and started going at it.. well I was playing porn extremely loud and I hear the door open (not knowing they were in the garage) and my mom was like: what are you doing?.. I sprinted upstairs and I threw the pocket pussy under my bed and I was laying there.. wiped jizz off and it was still on my underwear when I pulled my pants up.. and she was like: why are cabinets and everything open? Well I told her that I was planting stuff in vase's and then she was like: Why is there a jar lid on the counter? Well I just said idk and then she walked out and was like.. uh huh.. well I'm pretty sure I know what you were doing but I'm not bringing thatt up..

Just now I cleaned everything and it's back to normal BUT she left the cabinet open and jar lid out so I put everything away and now what do I do when they come home.. I gotta do something to get them to forget..

 

They aren't going to forget, so just be prepared if they want to talk about it.

 

Prepare yourself for that conversation OP. No point denying it either, they'll understand and go easy on you.

 

My mom just said: I know what you been doin nasty boy

 

Just act like nothing ever happened. Don't avoid your parents otherwise it will be awkward and obvious. Act normal and you will be fine. Think up of a couple excuses as to why there was a jar lid on the counter, etc.

 

Lol how would a jar lid on the counter and open cabinets make her think you were masterbating? Unless she already knows you like to make pocket pussies in your free time.

 

I think it was because she heard the Porn that she knew, but I'm not 100% sure.

 

That ^
I'm sure she wouldn't connect the jar lid to masturbating, she probably just heard the porn.

As FireZ said though, they wont forget but it's natural and they'll understand.
But after you saying all they said was "I know what you were doing" I'm pretty sure they're ok with it. Next time wait for there car to leave though lol.

 

Yeah well when you get that horny feeling..you
Gotta do what you gotta do

 

lol idk if this counts as jerking off..

But just be calm about it and try not to make a big scene. Dont say things thatll get you caught when they question you about it. And if they figure it out, just be non nonchalant and calm. What can they do? Stop buying jars?

 

Just never tell your parents that you use jars for masturbation, they will hold that on you for the rest of your life LOL! I'm in tears from all the comments.

 

my parents know and acknowledge that i masturbate lol, and i told them honestly that i do too. I'm just glad that i have understanding parents. Masturbation i would say is normal and almost every male does it. And i'm sure your parents might have even done it before too so there's nothing wrong with it and no point denying/trying to get them to forget it.

 

Break a leg.
Assuming it was the porn they heard, just download a (normal) movie that has some sex scenes

I used to view it with earphones on, and one day I was doing it under my blankets when I was sitting on my bed and suddenly my mum came in at the moment I came... I still don't know if she knew what I was doing but the look in my eyes may have given it away..

Goodluck tho

 

lol this made me laugh gl with that one

 

There not going to forget, but really like who cares. everyone jerks off your bound to get caught once. i caught my dad beatin it once haha, i just laughed at him

 

Fuck did i ever laugh at this comment....


OT: I also agree, i'm not sure she made the connection between the jar lid and your activities, she more than likely just heard the porn then saw you book it to your room.

 

id onli worry if she asks where the spounges went. otherthan that if she asks come clean (about masturbation)

 

Everyone masterbates. Just tell her you left the jar lid off of the pickles or something. They'll understand the masterbating part, the jar part, not so much.

 

Haha, agree Hell they should understand, blowing a frequent load helps prevent cancer, or so I heard.

 

Well we can't really tell you what to say, because we don't know your parents and how they react to situations. I can tell you that you're fine though, and I'm sure your parents now know that you're just normal for watching porn. To them it's much better than knowing their son just watches porn in their house when they're away, rather than doing drugs and/or drinking in their house.