How to sound smart.

Hey guys,C R Y P T I C here and this is my first guide

I-Introduction (what you are reading now)
II-Smart Words
III-Double negatives
V-Closing the deal.


II-Smart Words.
Sometimes people use words to sound smart,some of these words for example are:

myriad
prolific
l[b/]ucid
divertissement
fallacy
avant garde
apotheosis
tantamount
misconstrue
terse
subsidize
encompass
austere
esoteric
plight
gregarious
mundane
juxtapose
deduce
inference
hence
duality

Nobody knows what these words mean,but they sound cool

III-Using double negatives.
What is a double negative?
A double negative occurs when two forms of negation are used in the same sentence.

A double negative is good to sound smart,when you know how to use it.
For example,you dont talk like this "I don't never go" or "A not unwelcome outcome" Makes you sound like a retard.Here is a picture of what you should use


V-Closing
Wrap it up with some of the cool words i tought you earlier,and you should be sounding smart
Thank you for reading.

-Cryptic​

 

That's a pretty poorly done and useless guide

You just went into a dictionary, put a few words together, and post this guide

Just delete it

 

Wtf?

The Roman Numerals go, I, II, III, V???

1, 2, 3, 5??

What the fuck?

 

If you don't know what the words hence, prolific, mundane, myriad, subsidize, or encompass mean, you should probably go kill yourself.

 

Omg Rofl!!!
Nice Find.

What was even your purpose is constructing this thread?

 

Hahaha I just noticed that. But yeah, you might want to put definitions with those words, and elaborate to make your guide actually get to a point.

 

If you use the wrong words at the wrong times, you are going to sound like an idiot. So I suggest to all of you, if you want to sound smart, why not actually learn some shit and BE SMART.

 

i can't say i know what myriad is myself. :O but i could always refer to the dictonairy lol. as for the guide, kind of un-needed.

 

Post the definitions of the words! and how you would use them in a sentence!

 

The words you used sohuld have a definition with them.

 

This guide is too basic. Typically I wouldn't lock a thread like this, but spam has started to form here.