Secret ways of getting baked and not getting caught!

:sick: MARIJUANA SMOKING GUIDE, DON'T GET CAUGHT!:sick: NOTE: The MARIJUANA IS LEGAL HAWAII's Gold Bud So not a illegal topic .








Hint* The Vaporizer which you will see will give you 76.7% more THC then using a pipe, blunt, Zigzag, etc.

I have been a pot smoker for 4 years and I know its hard to smoke when you don't have your own place but I have two tools that may be able to help you from getting your ass beat.





So when you smoke pot your room even though the window is open will smell like complete shit. Pot is very dank and has a smell most parents no, face it the 70s were insane. Most peoples rooms looks like this:



Which gets me caught every time but Here are two ways to keep you from this:



First is the Dube Tube:


1)First take a toilet paper roll with out the toilet paper on it.



You can customize it with markers, paint what ever its your choice.


2) Get some type of Fabric Softener:





3) Stuff the fabric softener into the tube. Push it all to one end. Your softner is the key ingrediant to making the smoke indetectable.

4) Take a rip out of whatever you are using and blow threw the end of the tube where the softener is. This acts as a filter and gives off a fabric softener scent.

How to Make a Home-Made Bong.
(It Will Help to See a Real Bong First)

Materials:
1 Water Bottle
1 Pen(Fatter Pen Holds More Bud)
1 Pin/Needle
1 Lighter
A Pair of Scissors(Something to Make a Hole)
Some Tin Foil

Steps:

1) Take Your pen and start to take it apart. Take out the front and the back cap. Including the Ink,spring and anything else in It. You should only have the Pen Casing. This will be your downpipe.

2) Take your scissors or whatever you have to make a hole, and pick up your bottle. Now about slightly lower then half of the bottle you should make a hole(About 2 1/5 Inches from the bottom). Make sure the Hole and just big enough to fit your Downpipe(You should have to MAKE your Pen Fit), and make sure the pen can touch the bottom of the bottle and the other half sticks out.Insert the pen into the newly made hole.Make sure its slanted and almost/nearly touches the bottom of the bottle.

3) On the opposite side of the hole you just made you will take the scissors again and make a smaller hole. Not really small but small enough for your finger to cover. Make sure it is near the top. Not near the Top of the bottle but 1 1/2 inch lower then the neck.(The neck is under the cap of the bottle)

4) Now take some Foil and make a bowl type bowl. It should be only big enough to fit on top of your pen. This is where you will insert your weed and light. Make sure you make 2-3 Holes into the foil with your needle so smoke and go into the bottle. This is called your Bowl.

5) Now Fill the bottle with water so the downpipe is underwater. Don't fill it fully.

Congratulations, you have successfully made you home-made bong. Keep in mind a Store brought one is better but this one serves its purpose just great.

Home-made Bong written By T.G.I.Friday
(Guide Here)

Link to Guide:http://sythe.org/showthread.php?t=568012







The easiest pipe ever good for using in school

The PEN:

1) Get a pen with a metal tip and some tape.

2) Unscrew the metal cape of the pen and put it back in the hole but upside down.

3) Take out the junk at the other end of the pen so u have a straight tube to your mouth.

4) Tape the metal cap upside down in the hole at one entry point of the tube.

4) Load your smoking material and your good. Very quick and easy. Fun for one hitters





This is the smoking tool itself.



The Vaporizer:

1) Step one get a regular light bulb. Make sure its not one of those energy savers or you will poison yourself and die!


2) Now you need to get some type of sharp object and break off the plastic piece at the bottom of the light bulb.

3) Now for the tricky part. The light bulb needs to be cleaned out. Use some scissors or a pair of tweezers to remove the little metal thing the lights up.

4) Now you need some Salt and water. Fill the light bulb about half way with some regular table salt or rock salt any salt it doesnt matter. And shake it around for about 2 minutes. This removes all of the harmful pain and fumes from the glass tube you broke within the light bulb.

5) After about 10 minutes put a 2 liter bottle cap on the light bulbs metal base and screw it on. (It's a match made in heaven) Then stab a small hole in it using a pen. After you have take a part the pen and put the tube of the pen into the hole so theres part of it in the light bulb and part of it out.

6) Already to smoke. Your final product should look like this :






You just load the bud in the light bulb so its at the bottom of it. Screw on the cap and put your thumb over the tube. Get a lighter and hold it so the flame is barely touching the bulb. Within minutes smoke will be Twirling and you'll get 76.7% more THC.


Stay high people stay high




Part 3: The Legal and Crazy high... Nutmeg


1) Simply buy some nutmeg from the herbal spices section at your local grocery store.

2) Buy some chocolate

3) Eat about 4 to 5 table spoons of nutmeg and about 3 or 4 chocolates.

4) Within 3 hours your high will kick in and you will be high for about 19 hours.

DO AT OWN RISK! Caution: Eating to much chocolate with nutmeg may be harmful so BE CAREFUL


A new tool to add is the Solar puff Vaporizer:


Tools needed: Pipe or bong or any smoking object and a magnifying glass.

1) Load your tabacco or any legal smoking herbs into your bowl.

2) Take a magnifying glass and tilt it to the sun so the suns beams magnify right onto the bowl. This will vaporize all the crystals etc.

3) Crystal clean hit, perfect for summer, little to no smell because the coding on the smoking material is burned first.

Hint: Really sunny days work the best

 

Who's to say regular light bulbs won't kill you? What are you, dumb?

Don't use a home made vaporizer. That's how you end up killing yourself

 

Actually they are pretty safe. Just have to clean it right.

 

Too risky,,,

 

Not risky trust me, I smoke out of the vap on the couch then blow the thc into the dube tube all clear

 

The nutmeg high isnt 19 hours your sleeping most of it and you feel like shit half the time. A better legal high is DXM/Alcohol..

 

Well theres multiple ways but the nut meg high is good if you take it early in the morning

 

Nice i might try this when its all clear and i don't have to take drug test anymore

 

/fail

 

OR Smoke fucking outside then come inside to chill.

Or if you have a vent thingy in the bathroom to take the steam out for showers, turn the shower on really hot then turn the vent on and blow smoke into that while the smoke mixes with the steam then just make the bathtub/floor of it all soapy so it makes the room smell like soap

 

Ya if you use dube tube in bathroom with fan you own

 

thats right... any mistake might result in self-damage

 

The salt sucks up all the toxins m8!

 

idiot,use a bottle,burn 2 holes in,put the spliff in,hold the other hole to cream it up,once its all creamed up,take ur finger of the hole and suck it all in,all done.

 

Theres many ways this is just 2 ways to help not get caught leecher..

 

Light bulb vapes are shit, if I was going to vape my weed I would use a vapor genie. Easiest way to smoke at home if you have dissaproving parents is to smoke in the bathroom before a shower. Turn the shower on while smoking and then you have the noise situation taken care of, use click lighters (non flint) and blow the smoke into the exhaust fan. I still do this when I have to stay at other people's houses and I have never been sprung since starting this method at 15. Also you don't stink of weed, don't look as stoned and I brush my teeth in the shower after smoking to take care of breath situation.

 

Well true but this is just another method as well

 

i like this, i just made one today, like a few hours ago, but like, wuddup with the bulb? and do you get all the thc outta the bud?

 

Weeds boring, do a ketmin guide

 

The grammar is pretty bad. You should touch it up a little