How to Fake Sick and Get Out of School!

my moms the same way, so i just say i have a really bad head ache and dont feel good. or something stupid.

 

I noticed a grammar error, quite a basic guide though :/

 

Haha seems like you're fairly skilled in this area ^_^
A good and well set-out guide man! But as for me, I have a natural talent of being able to vomit on demand, handsfree aswell. Given that I have eaten something in the last 2 hours or so, I can seriously just bring it all up without sticking my finger down my throat or having to drink some nasty concoction. This talent has gotten me out of class and school MANY a time

 

In the future when all your friends are businessmen and women, your going to flipping burgers because of that all important lesson which told you exactly how to pass a certain part of the exam. So you failed your exam, now you failed at life.

Well done.

 

Lol, Yup one test will just screw your life over, ever heard of make up work?

 

This isnt a bad guide but you could use some more info, right now your only faking the flu. There are ways to fake other sicknesses like pink eye that are really easy.

7.5/10.

 

Miss as much school as you can in grade school lmao..

 

This don't work lol, well it may with your parents but mine arn't stupid :O no offence, lol.

anyways, good guide overall. i guess it depends what your parents are like.

 

"why your friends are at school working hard." - I think you should stop taking these days off and actually listen in school, might improve your grammar.

ot; a very basic guide and mostly general knowledge. 5/10.

 

I just walked out of school instead of going through all of that, but stay in class or else you'll have to get a G.E.D. and be a big dumb bastard like me.

 

Amen, the classes can sometimes be a pain to miss, but not hard to make up

 

Good guide, Just fake a headache / stomach pains or something

 

*Ha.Ha.Ha*

Nice Guide gregislacrosse this Is a must no in life, Love the good Pictures 10/10.

 

lmao i just don't wake up and say i don't feel good

 

Some peoples parent dont let this one slide -.-

 

My mother is a doctor so she always knows when i'm not sick :S

 

that is too bad, you could still figure out a way to bypass this though!