How to Fake Sick and Get Out of School!

Cool guide, too bad Im out of high school and in college when I don't wanna go I just don't go. ^_^

 

I don't want to be rude, but if you had used this guide less some of your conventions might be more accurate.

 

Your forgetting that your parents have raised you since birth
and they know when your fucking sick.

 

dont do this, you go to school for a reason!

 

Or just say mom i dont feel good...

 

For some reason I always have an actual cough and runny nose basically everyday, even if I'm not sick, so if I just pretend to have a headache or feeling like crap they'll let me stay home. I've faked the same thing from school countless times. Pretty fun.

 

This guide works for some people only. If you have parents like mine, there is no way this can get me out of school.

 

Very nice guide

 

Told my teacher that I feel sick and I wanna puke, made my face and movements.. So I went to the nurse and told her that I feel sick and wanna puke. She told me to go the the toilet and try to puke, I went to the toilet but did not puke just spent like 5 mins doing nothing, went back to her and told her that I puked.. and went home. :laugh:

My fingers hurt now =|

 

I'd rather just go to school

 

Ha! Is actually going to school when you're not sick THAT bad of an option?! A lot more memories will be made when you're with your friends than when you're home alone!

 

Just an option guys. I've used this on testday...

 

Or, if you wanna make sure you don't sound like your faking..
Just call the school yourself and say you won't be in today..

Excuses are terrible, and easy to tell.

 

Thanks for the share, ill deffs be trying it!

 

If you abuse them then yes, you shouldnt be using this over and over

 

Lol, It's not worth it in my opinion. You get free Education you rather Accept that then pretend to fake sick. Think about the others in the world that dont get the Education like us, The people that dont even go to school. People out there really want to go to school, If you think by Fake Sick is going to be fun, Yes It may be fun at the time, But when you think what you have missed in School. If it's the odd time you get Sick that's alright, but not like this. Even though some of you may not Agree with me, It's my opinion.

 

nice guide... unfortunately my dad is a doctor. i cant really fake it with him =/

 

Agreed, :embar: Also if you are caught faking after the fact, then you are Royaly screwed (at least if it were my parents)
I am a senior this year and if they don't see legitimate excuses I will be a senior next year too lol.

 

I agree 100% it ends up becoming more work

 

Good guide dude though dude. Especially the lamp with the thermometer and the stuffy nose part.