shawty
Active Member
1. If u hear someone coming to ur room. FIRST put ya dick up
- the most efficient way 2 put ur dick up is the flip n tuck method. keepin ur dick tied 2 ur belly with ur draws
- wear a t shirt
- keep ur draws on
"never get fully bucket ass booty naked unless ur POSITIVE u have the house alone" - Barack Obama
2. minimize the porn
- this means dont have the sound turned up all the way to the max
- try to avoid wearing headphones so u can hear whos coming (heh
)
3. hide lotion or whatever greasy mess u use as lube.
-once u got enough lotion for ur session. put it up. no need 2 keep it out bro
4. practice ur lying
- if someone barges in and asks what u were doing first thing u wana do is say
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know ... ect. ect."
u can avoid all this by locking the door tbh
u can furthermore avoid all this by stop beinga fucking faggot and getting some pussy -.-
- the most efficient way 2 put ur dick up is the flip n tuck method. keepin ur dick tied 2 ur belly with ur draws
- wear a t shirt
- keep ur draws on
"never get fully bucket ass booty naked unless ur POSITIVE u have the house alone" - Barack Obama
2. minimize the porn
- this means dont have the sound turned up all the way to the max
- try to avoid wearing headphones so u can hear whos coming (heh
)3. hide lotion or whatever greasy mess u use as lube.
-once u got enough lotion for ur session. put it up. no need 2 keep it out bro
4. practice ur lying
- if someone barges in and asks what u were doing first thing u wana do is say
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know ... ect. ect."
u can avoid all this by locking the door tbh
u can furthermore avoid all this by stop beinga fucking faggot and getting some pussy -.-
