Your best DAD jokes ?

post your BEST
dad/bad jokes?

as you know, dad jokes are so bad they are good
post the worst jokes you know!
(Naughty ones are welcome)


My examples:
Light travels faster than sound, which is the reason that some people appear bright before you hear them speak.



Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms



I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work…









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Chemistry jokes probably don’t get a reaction

 

lol that was a good one!

 

Are you prone to SN2 reactions? Cause I'd like my nucleophile to attack from the backside.

 

Why did Izad stay home from the party?

He wasn't invited

 

I don't always tell Dad jokes, but when I do, he usually laughs.

 

What's the difference between your penis and a bonus check? Someone's always willing to blow your bonus..

 

What's the difference between a whore and your wife? At least a whore will blow you before she blows your bonus.

 

lol so much better!!!!

 

Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket?

"Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket."

 

Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.

 

What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? A glad-he-ate-her

@Gladiator, came to mind

 

What becomes easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

A woman.

 

Dad one day I came to the park with my mom, I heard that he was going to smoke a cigarette and he never came back. He was 5 years old, I remember it as if it was yesterday. My mom thinks that I don't know that the guy who is with her is not my father

post data, it's not a joke story from my real life that makes me laugh

 

What’s blue and doesn’t fit? A dead epileptic.

(Told this to my epileptic dad. He was not amused. Sorry Dad)

 

knock knock
Who's there?
Not father

 

Have you ever sat there and watched your watch?

 

where is the dad part ? lol