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  1. Darken Phoenix

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    I have this friend who is having issues and she is asking me for advice on something that I have no idea about sex!! xD well I seriously don't know she is asking me if I can help her find a replacement for sex and possibly drinking, now I don't care what you say and if you say something stupid as in like, oh just screw her and have some fun it will be reported as spam and just gtfo so plz just tell me if you have any serious ideas thanks!
     
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    What other answer is available? Drinking + sex or referring her to a friend? m
     
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    uh, so just to be clear...she wants something that will replace sex and drinking?
    the closest things to those 2 are masturbating and smoking. idk if she wants something healthier than drinking or what...be more specific
     
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    What..? Try to use some punctuation.. That whole thing is completely incoherent.
     
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    A person to replace those/do it with her? Ffs use punctuation. Also tell her to find a hobby or maybe pick u p an instrument if she needs to replace sex with an activity.
     
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    Bro seriously get wasted together and see where that takes you, why don't you just be the replacement for sex, it all works out. ( This is a true idea, not spam ;) )
     
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    I would but she wont cuz we are friends and she don't want anything to happen to that friendship but sorry about punctuation I was half asleep, She basically just wants something she can do that replaces the excitement of sex and drinking and I don't think a hobby will help and Idk about smoking but any other serious ideas?
     
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    Nothing can replace the thrill of sex unless she masturbates. Tell her to find a fun hobby.
     
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    Don't lose your V's drunk.
     
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    Trying to solve her weird problems won't make her like you.
     
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    Haha, you just asked the Sythe community for Sex Advice, how low is that. You expect to get anything out of this? Why the hell does she need advice? It's sex, it's one of the greatest feelings and moments in everyone's life. When it comes at you, take it and fuck the partner like a wild beast.
     
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    friends with benefits
     
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    idiot thats not even why im helping her omfg!
     
    Darken Phoenix, Aug 30, 2009
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